Miley Cyrus Gossip
She’s not quite Emmy Rossum – is it right to hate someone so young? – but she’s almost there… Disney’s most profitable virgin, Miley Cyrus, wants to become her generation’s Carrie Bradshaw... Full Story
Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Full Story
Do these look like lips that were coerced? Oh please. Team Miley continues to protest. But as you can see from the video below released by Vanity Fair, she is making love to the camera. And soaking up the attention. Her father meanwhile is loving it too. It's the parents who love it the most! So now it’s officially Disney vs Conde Nast. Full Story
Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she wants to be sexy. Full Story
Many of you have emailed today about this, especially on the heels of Taylor Momsen’s revealing pose on the cover of New York Magazine.... Full Story
An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. Ugh. If there was a 3 way Rossum contest between Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, and the Original Rossum Emmy herself…who would win? Here’s Miley at the CMT Awards last night falling more in love with herself every day. Full Story
Once upon a time, not too long ago, a longhaired pretty teen became the toast of the town, with a hit movie, a recording contract, and a too blonde, too orange mother-manager overseeing her career. Pretty soon she was living at the Chateau Marmont, dating boys much much older, had developed an eating disorder, and in the year 2007 alone, was the proud graduate of not one, not two, but three substance abuse treatment programs. Full Story
Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the 2 of you who insist on defending Miley Cyrus – how come Emma at 15 wasn’t grating like Miley Cyrus is right now? Don’t tell me it’s not the same either. Full Story
The insufferable Miley Cyrus eating up the paparazzi attention yesterday in a cute purple dress with boots and not so subtly inviting the public to covet her. After her triumphant appearance at the Oscars, Miley is said to be more confident than ever about world domination. She’s 15. And Ali Lohan is supposedly wild with jealousy. Full Story
No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her. She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15??? It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. Full Story
To be fair, her dress was impressively appropriate. Impressively because we all know how often this 15 year old has been dressed appropriately of late. Which of course is not at all. The propriety, unfortunately, stops there. Because the child then proceeded to cocktease the carpet and the paparazzi so hard that we were uncomfortable just watching her on the pool feed monitors, let alone in person. Full Story
Skank in training Miley Cyrus. I hear she’s well on her way so it’s only a matter of time. Trust. There was an overload of open mouthed posing on the carpet, long legs turned in like Paris Hilton, coquettish eyes teasing the camera, suggestive strutting that did not go unnoticed by men trying their hardest to steel themselves against temptation… another child star on the verge. Full Story
Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from the crowd at one point, prompting a narrow-eyed glare from our country queen in the process. Full Story
