Mischa Barton Gossip
Rachel Bilson > Mischa Barton. Though to be fair, Rachel Bilson’s schedule hasn’t exactly been back to back either. But at least she was in a recent hit movie, and isn’t so stupid to turn down guest starring stints on TV shows. And since the end of The OC she’s looked better and better. Full Story
You know it’s desperation when you have to sell a dye job to get some play. This is what’s become of Mischa Barton – karmic bitchslap perhaps for breaking my arm. Curious little item appeared on the Us Weekly website... Full Story
Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed. It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and rings on every finger begging to be noticed. Full Story
She has skipped out on almost all of her press obligations to promote that tAtu movie she made. She’s been called out by the producers for her unprofessional attitude. She disappeared for a week to lay low during previously scheduled commitments. But worry not, gossips. Mischa Barton is fine and was in LA last night at, where else?, a party. Full Story
Because of her, I broke my arm and it looks like Mischa’s flake-out in Cannes has been extended to London. She’s supposed to be promoting You and I, that movie about tATu she’s probably embarrassed about. Full Story
Friday night we were supposed to cover a Mischa Barton red carpet for that dumbass Tatu movie she made last year. So we show up at Majestic Beach at 10pm ready to shoot and one of the Tatus is running around hoping to get noticed to no avail and the publicists are setting up the stanchions and we’re just about to pull the camera out when a rep comes over to say that Mischa skipped the photo call the day before and she hadn’t been seen in 24 hrs. Full Story
There was a time when Mischa Barton was considered a style girl. She and Nicole Richie had a funky friends together kinda thing going on that used to be pretty cute. Then again, I’m a Mischa apologist. I liked the weird moccasins, she did have a certain “it”. But lately? Longer than lately? Mischa has lost her mojo. Full Story
Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane. But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair???? This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting Closing the Ring in jeans that fit badly and hair that only fits on a trailer park where bad perms run rampant. Full Story
She’s on her way to the Peg. And she even landed a job! Am so proud of my Rumey! So very proud. So who cares that she’s sharing billing with Kristin Cavallari who is probably as démodé as it gets? Who cares? Oh yeah, and Mischa Barton too. Turns out Rumey has just been confirmed to star in a movie called Wild Cherries that will shoot in Winnipeg in May. Full Story
Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story
Mischa Barton is trying to put the DUI behind her – no better place to do it than at Sundance. At a gifting suite. Today at the Gibson Lounge a gorgeous Mischa showed off her beautiful skin and that nose… F*ck I need a new nose. Anyway, Mischa is in Park City to promote St Trinian’s with Colin Firth. Full Story
Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% responsible for my actions in this case and I’m really disappointed in myself, I… I don’t know what to say about it except that I’m not perfect and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again. Full Story
Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story
Mischa Barton will not be hosting a NYE party tonight but she does want to look depressed about it. Mischa was “seen” yesterday with her dogs, beautifully made up and morose, trying to appear contrite about attempting to kill people with her car the other night when she was driving it drunk off her tree. Full Story
For the better part of the year, Mischa Barton elected to stay away from LA, spending time in London, in New York, shooting in Regina, Canada… anywhere but the rotting cesspool of sh*t known as Hollywood where bare coochies for the paps are abundant and cocaine blows as freely as cigarette smoke and fellatio. Full Story
I mean seriously… Mischa Barton is in Belfast to promote Closing the Ring. So she decides to invite a pap up to her luxury hotel room to take unflattering photos of her posing on her bed wearing an outfit not even I can excuse. The animal print is unflattering. And what the ass is up with that vest? Did she raid Pocahontas’s grave and send it to a gay tailor? Look at the sequins! The sequins! And the feather fur! WHAT THE FACK??? Why not just have her publicist arrange a little stroll down the street? Or position him outside a restaurant? Why invite the dude to your room for glam shots? Bitch… please! Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t even smell this desperate! Photos from Wenn... Full Story
Much better. At the premiere of Closing the Ring tonight, Mischa has bounced back. Does she need some powder? Yes. Are these photos taken from close range at bad angles. Absolutely. But it’s so refreshing seeing a young actress dress not generically. Generic like Lauren Conrad…you know what I mean. Full Story
Mischa Barton in Belfast last night for the premiere of Closing the Ring. Love the leggings, love the shoes but as you can see, with that coat and the hair, the normally hip Mischa now resembles a 40 year old socialite who takes her first gin highball just after noon. All this part of a larger plan of course to be regarded more seriously as a “serious” actor…even though she can’t act for her ass. Full Story
Mischa Barton has resurfaced in New York, showing up looking lovely but for her feet at Keds event last night. Mischa is their spokesmodel and as you can see, she has been made to suffer for the job. Love the makeup and the hair, love the dress and the coat, but those shoes… not even Kate Moss could make that sh*t work. Full Story
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Not officially but I know I'm ready for Fall when I'm tired of my summer clothes...do you get that way? I digress. About Mischa...she appears to have given up Los Angeles. She is shooting in NYC, she has not been seen on the scene in Hollywood for ages, and she has deliberately tried to distance herself from the Slut Brigade over the last few months in an attempt to work on her acting career. Full Story
