Naomi Campbell Gossip
Naomi Campbell showed up at the opera last night and while she kept her crazy in check, the girl did look rough. Rough for Naomi, that is. Not rough compared to us, but rough for a supermodel. The suit was awkward, the pants were ill-fitting, the weave was budget, and I hear even the straps on her shoes kept coming loose the whole time. Full Story
Crazy bitch! I love her drama! Naomi Campbell…The Sun is breaking the news that Naomi was arrested – again! – just moments ago at Heathrow after she lost her sh*t at baggage claim. Something about her luggage. Full Story
Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story
As you probably know, Lainey is the nickname, Elaine the one. And when Daniel Craig says Elaine… my loins, my loins, my loins. He pronounces it properly too. “Ell-laine” as opposed to “eeee-laine”. Love, love, love. Also love, love, love Darren, my Main Mo who misses me dearly, sent me a clip of this hilarious sketch for Comic Relief in the UK – Daniel with the incomparable Catherine Tate. Full Story
Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, understandably refreshing since celebrities are usually surrounded by people who live up their asses, willing and ready and foaming at the mouth to cater to a star’s every whim. Full Story
That is Naomi Campbell. That is Marc Jacobs. Shopping together at Barneys yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s fresh from sanitation punishment, he from a new round of rehab. Perfect fashion hag for the perfect fashion fag. Love it. Gerard Butler fans however are likely not loving the new rumours: that their favourite beefcake is hooking up with the crazy bitch who beats other bitches down with her cell phone. Full Story
First he was unsympathetic to her disabilities, then he wouldn’t let her keep a bedpan, and he made her hop on one leg and crawl up the stairs, and he said she couldn’t breastfeed, and oh yes, he abused her too…but when all of those tall tales missed the mark, she then says he also abused his beloved first wife Linda…and now, now that we’ve virtually reached 100% unanimity AGAINST her, she’s claiming he’s a drunk, not only a drunk alone but a drunk when he’s with their infant daughter Bea which of course means he’s not fit for custody of the child, which of course means she’s more suitable, which of course means she should have an appropriately obscene financial settlement to reflect it. Full Story
Dear gossips,
Am in LA on assignment for eTalk – live blogging on Thursday, please check archives under “THIS WEEK” to catch up on any posts you’ve missed. Please excuse typos, am writing on the run, no time for edits.
PS. I am NOT writing about Naomi Campbell. Bitch hit her own drug counsellor – you don’t mess with that kind of hardcore. Naomi and Pete Doherty…I wish.
New articles appearing first right after the opening…
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
I say not for the prudish because there always seems to be one or two readers who don't want deal with my lusting so fair enough…if you're one of those, consider yourself warned.
Ok, so, like, I know this sounds f&cked up and I don't expect you to agree with me, but do you remember Diamonds & Pearls? A song called Cream? Cream…sh-boogie, bop. Full Story
Few people make me want to poke my eyes out more than Emmy Rossum. How much longer do we have to put up with this virgin til marriage routine? And that expression? That 'Rescue me, I like cotton balls and butterflies' expression??? Give me a F&CKING break! Check her out, doing the doe eyes at the UK premiere of Poseidon. Full Story
Admit it. How can you not love this psychotic bitch? She’s demented beyond rescue, she’s more dramatic than drama, and I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of her. Because the catwalk’s most notorious roughneck was arrested yet again in NY today for allegedly attacking the help with a phone, inflicting a bloody gash on her housekeeper’s forehead which reportedly resulted in 4 stitches. Full Story
Before I get into the details, I'm sorry if I haven't answered your blind item guesses directly. I'll try to address as many of them as I can in the Monday Mailbag sessions.
She's renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she's probably past her prime, it doesn't mean she's still not a hot piece of ass. Full Story
Just a few of my favourite shots from her new Vogue spread. Signature Gwyneth gorgessity all the way, in sharp relief to those hideous photographs I posted earlier this week. The article itself is also a very good ass kissy read – typical of Anna Wintour when she really, really likes someone. Check it out for yourself at style. Full Story
Wow. So, like, A LOT of you tuned in for Britney and Kevin's chaotic on Tuesday/Wednesday. And a whopping 100% of you who wrote to me totally trashed it. I agree...she's a stupid frickin' hick. Absolutely. But I have to say, I'd actually rate it a little higher than a lot of these other so called reality tv shows out there. Full Story
OK, so here's the scoop. The NY Post reported last week that Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan were gettin' it on last week after the premiere of his latest movie Hostage. According to eyewitnesses, Bruce at one point had Lindsay's bloomers down past her ass, revealing a tell tale tattoo. You know the drill. Full Story
It must suck to know that no matter what you do, no matter what you wear, you will always look budget. And as pretty as she might be, underneath all that cheese, I would never want to trade places with someone who could make even Valentino seem cheap. Where is her stylist?? Her skin is clashing with her dress. Full Story
It's only been two months but gossips say the end is near for Mr. Diva-of-the-Moment Usher and his equally flamboyant girlfriend Naomi Campbell. Surprisingly, it's HIS demands and control freak ways that are driving the two apart. Indeed... When it comes to red carpet finger snapping, Usher puts Jennifer Lopez to shame. Full Story
The European version of the VMAs went down last Thursday in Italy. New everywhere couple Usher and Naomi Campbell demanded the biggest dressing room but managed to escape the weekend without killing each other. It's still early though...and it's only a matter of time before he cheats on her. Man.. Full Story
It was Sarah Michelle Gellar, in quite possibly the most embarassing photo shoot for UK Esquire. I'm telling you...Buffy doesn't deserve your respect or loyalty. You want a scream starlet??? Stick with Neve Campbell. Mrs. Freddie Prinze Jr. isn't long for this world... Full Story
Ms. Campbell apparently thinks Halloween is a week long event and showed up as an East Indian fur trapper with a little bit o' Hawaii thrown just to spice things up. Did she really have NOTHING else to wear??? Full Story
