Nicole Kidman Gossip
Say it like Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Oh reeeeeee-leeeeee? Two instances of Oh Really have come up today. The first… How about the ass-licking People.com? Earlier today I wrote this article about Lindsay Lohan’s broke ass ways. Near the end of the post, I included a link to a People. Full Story
They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long list of television outlets, print round tables, breakfast events…and more. Full Story
We’ll be playing our favourite game a LOT today. Let’s start the Photo Assumption with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip. Third Lip is back in New York as Nine promotion will begin soon. Third Lip was spotted with Sunday Rose the other day and also heading to a meeting. Then last night Gran and Keith Urban went out for dinner. Full Story
Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story
While Third Lip is scaring people on red carpets, Cate Blanchett continues to stick it in Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s ass with the Real. Anna Wintour loves Cate Blanchett. It’s like she gets a cover every year. Full Story
As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six... Full Story
Two ice queens share the screen, and one of them plays a woman turned man. Will anyone care? Will anyone see? You know I love my Gwyneth but she can’t sell a movie unless RDJ is in it. Nicole Kidman’s box office poison is equally lethal. Now the two of them are starring in an independent film called The Danish Girl. Full Story
For reals. Tight ass Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman claims she’s sexually adventurous and naturally curious and has experienced it all – from the pedestrian to the most mundane and back again. Because she’s such a free spirit. That’s the story she’s selling in British GQ. She also used her own wax figure to pose on the cover of the magazine Must have been a bloat day. Full Story
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story
If it were possible, I wonder if Granny Freeze would take care of that too. Then she’d never be caught by cameras looking like this. Which is less than perfect. And less than perfect isn’t good enough. Only completely immobilised and creaseless is good enough. But let’s not fault Gran for seeming tired. Full Story
Laura just sent me an email: Did you see the new Meg Ryan trailer? The one where she duct tapes her man to a toilet? Unfortunately you don’t really notice the plot because you’re too busy staring at her mangled face. So of course I had to look for it. And no, Laura wasn’t wrong. It’s the preview for Serious Moonlight. Full Story
That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story
Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story
Granny Freeze is the official spokesperson for Omega. So here’s Nicole Kidman at the Omega event last night in New York, a striking figure in black, with an Omega appropriate Stepford hairpiece attached to the back of her head. Amazingly enough, Gran’s third lip appears to have tucked itself back under (mostly) her other lips. Full Story
Last night at “The Important Dinner for Women 4” dinner in New York Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up with her third lip to hang out with the ladies. To be fair, on this occasion she actually doesn’t look so bad. The hair softens her face. Much better as a red than a blonde. Note in the photo next to her old BFF Naomi Watts however, in comparison to Naomi who has elected to just let sh-t happens as it happens, Gran’s work is especially remarkable. Full Story
From the side. You’ve seen it straight on. You’ve seen Granny’s engorged mouth flaps from the front. But how about the side view? The side view offers new angles. New appreciation for the pillowy plumpness of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s “totally natural” lips. So natural she has three of them. Full Story
Watching the US Open? I’ll say it off the top, we can argue about it later: I am on Team Rafa. Federer is amazing, obviously, but we like who we like. And I like Nadal much more. Also, the monogrammed everything is so lame. Second to Rafa, definitely Djokovic, and after that anyone but Andy Roddick. Full Story
She’s lowering herself to television. Shocking, non? The 6th season of Project Runway kicks off tomorrow with a two hour special All Star Challenge bringing back 8 former designers joined by Granny Freeze herself! Nicole Kidman will appear alongside host Heidi Klum to set up a task. Style-wise of course the Freeze is well qualified. Full Story
Fresh off firing her publicist of 15 years Nicole Kidman was spotted with Keith Urban on Sunday at a local NYC movie theatre after catching a Public Enemies matinee. Full Story
Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has fired her publicist of 15 years. That’s a long, LONG time. The reason? Gran is blaming Catherine Olim for the current suckassness of her career. As you know, her box office has been dismal, and Australia was a massive, embarrassing, and expensive example of it and so Nicole is looking for a new rep, a new direction, like it’s everything to do with strategy and nothing to do with the fact that her face doesn’t move and she’s a fraud for f-cking with it? That may be what she’s telling herself but it’s certainly not an accurate assessment of her own image. Full Story
