Nicole Kidman Gossip
Is it possible that Nicole Kidman’s frozen face is too much, even for Karl Lagerfeld? You know… if Le Karl thinks it’s too extreme, it MUST be too extreme. Did you know that there are actually Nicole Kidman fans out there who believe her when she says she’s never had botox? Or any work of any kind? WTF? Sorry, I digress. Full Story
In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with her incessant bump-highlighting antics that had some people distracted and others wondering why she didn’t just hire a man to walk around with a neon arrow point at her belly. Full Story
As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and Keith Urban were watching from a box… and at one point, across all feeds in Canada and the US, the camera panned over to Gran and Keith who were “caught” in an intimate moment. Full Story
Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is concerned – on the outside, that is. Full Story
JLo JLo JLo stepped out with Marc Anthony for dinner at the Waverly with a fresh blowout in white studded Louboutin mary janes ready to amaze the world with her rapid post-twins weight loss. She does look incredible, non? Full of life and glow, maybe a little tired around the eyes, but very, very real. Full Story
Last night at the CMT Awards, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looked beautiful. Seriously beautiful. Like a statue or an artifact polished and presented, like any inanimate work of art, stunningly beautiful without the blush of life. Here’s Gran with Keith basking in her expectant glow, slightly, I think, bigger in the belly than the last time we saw her, and clearly freshly returned from a Botox, Restalyne, Collagen touch-up. Full Story
Granny Freeze had lunch with Naomi Watts yesterday in Australia and surprise! The paps found her and we have pics! Word is, Naomi didn’t seem too happy about that. And why not? Because Naomi Watts does not create photo opps. Granny Nic on the other hand can’t live without them. It’s been ages since Nicole Kidman has been seen with her bestie. Full Story
Flynetonline.com grabbed a few shots of Granny’s ass boarding a plane. All the outlets are putting her at 5 months pregnant. Still the debate about whether or not she’s really pregnant rages on. Since I’m surrounded by child bearing friends, it is my understanding that most women don’t confirm publicly until they’re past their first trimester. Full Story
Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s place and spent time in LA browsing the real estate market – she also told her “source” to tell Us Weekly that while in the States she had the chance to hang out with her kids. Full Story
So Granny’s bodyguard beat the sh*t out of a photographer last week and not a word of it in any of the papers or the weeklies. Coincidence or conspiracy? Consider this: Nicole Kidman is super tight with Rupert Murdoch. Full Story
Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to assess her work. He subsequently railed on her for giving Botox a bad name, for over-using and ruining her face, effectively turning it into the possum of the night. Full Story
5 shots of Botox won’t freeze the sting of this one! A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Full Story
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has a frozen sister! Check Meg Ryan last night with Tom Hanks at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event. Like Nicole, Meg’s once beguiling features have now grotesquely morphed into wax and ice. Meg’s advantage however is that she has good hair. Always has had good hair. Full Story
This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo. As you can see, Angie’s belly is unsuspicious and unremarkable – there’s no doubt about this one… unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, who officially confirmed well before the Pitts. Full Story
Remember these photos from the other day? Flynet catching Granny Freeze looking ancient with a receding hairline and a little bump? Remember the rumour about the bump? ... Full Story
Bet your Botox these were NOT staged… for a change. Hee. And when Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wakes up this morning to find these rare UNSANCTIONED images taken by Flynet of her released worldwide depicting an alarmingly receding hairline and a bump that never seems to grow, suffice to say the wheels will be put in motion for a set of more flattering photos. Full Story
Yeah so this whole doting wife, delicate flower sh*t is getting as old as her face. Look at them! Look at Gran and her man getting all emotional on us on the carpet – because posing in front of hundreds of screaming journalists and fans is exactly the place to perform a nuzzle forehead and really mean it. Full Story
Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden Compass? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman dressed in virginal white, because she’s guileless and kind, going to great lengths to prove to you that she is indeed pregnant by her employee husband Keith Urban. Full Story
Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story
No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all on her own. Full Story
