Pamela Anderson Gossip
Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story
It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. A filthy scab hired to show up randomly just to push her tits together and breathe a few words. Full Story
Two skanky scabs who can’t stay apart – Tommy Lee has revealed exclusively to Rolling Stone that he and Pamela Anderson are back together. She’s moved into the house with their sons and they’re trying to make it work… again. Full Story
By Hollywood standards, Pamela Anderson is not stinking rich. In fact, she’s probably closer to broke ass. This is why Canada’s filthiest scab has to resort to hiring herself out to parties for a paltry $100K. $100K is a lot of money for us… it’s chump change for them. But do it she must – this is the most she was born to do. Full Story
By celebrity standards, Pamela Anderson must be poor. Poor and tacky – a terrible combination. Too bad she’s still a Canadian. Yes. She’s an American now too, after having received official citizenship, but she was born in Canada. She plans one day to return to and retire in Canada. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
After denying it in December, and after squeezing more money out of E!, Pamela Anderson is indeed getting her own reality tv show. Word is Pam is hard up for cash, you see. She might be wealthy compared to us, but she’s practically a pauper compared to the people she rolls with. Which is why she’s always living off others, paid to do the bidding of a billionaire at his party, paid to walk a red carpet for a new Vegas club… this is what happens to those whose only talents are purchased and attached to their chests.
And worst still – Pam is getting OLD. All those nights of being ganged are starting to take hold on her face. Because Pam has looked rough for a while now, which is why she needs to work while her she can still trade on the MEMORY of sexy, as opposed to the reality these days that she is actually terribly UNsexy.
As for what we’ll see exactly on this show – probably NOT her nights of hard living. Too bad. Every smutlover should be treated with the sight of a hung over Pam coming down from a night of debauchery. It’s the most amazing thing ever.
Tuesday – am home, am online all day. Calgary gossip night photos on the way and swag giveaways and riddles too. Remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Kate Beckinsale is not cranky. Also not Katherine Heigl. And not Jennifer Aniston either.
Pam and Tommy took their boys out for a movie yesterday in Malibu, apparently narrowly avoiding a run-in with Rick Salomon who has filed fraud claims of his own against Pam (she did the same) as they both move to annul their 2 month marriage. Annulment. Not divorce. Curious. You will note – Rick is considerably wealthier than Pam. Full Story
First party we hit up last night in Scottsdale was the Hearts & Helmets celebrity poker tournament hosted by Shawn Marion of the Phoenix Suns and, yes, the pride of Canada….Pamela Anderson. She actually looked better than I thought she would but up close there’s a planet of foundation on her haggard ass face. Full Story
A Canadian among the best actresses… now this, Canada, this is what we should celebrate. Instead of that skankbag Pamela Anderson. It’s sad though, isn’t it? That more Canadians have seen Pammy fellate Tommy than have seen Juno? For those who have seen Juno however I’m sure by now you are more than a little in love with Ellen Page. Full Story
TMZ.com has been very aggressive the last week or so about the sudden end to Pamela Anderson’s pregnancy, not so subtly reporting that she had the situation “taken care of”, the way she allegedly “took care of it” when she was pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby a little more than a year ago. Full Story
Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October- Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’s changed her mind. - Pam and Rick party hardcore, Pam is seen looking cranked leaving a Hollywood club- by New Year’s Pam is once again alone. Full Story
Breathe easy. Xenu is not torturing us with any more Pam progeny. In an interview tonight with E! Canada’s bimbo denies the recent reports: No more kids. No more kids. Of her pending divorce from Rick Salomon, she goes on to say: "I wish him the best. It's a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms. Full Story
Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest – like the cockroaches of Hollywood, dragging their eggs around, dropping them randomly. Full Story
Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard party wealthy crowd in Vancouver for the hockey game. Full Story
How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. Even more so than usual. Full Story
Pam Anderson filed for divorce on Friday from Rick Salomon just after telling the world they f&ck all the time and that she’s the happiest she’s ever been. I can’t imagine anyone is surprised. Even less shocking – she’s also requested spousal support. And she wants him to pay her legal fees. Full Story
Pamela Anderson gave an interview to USA Today recently dishing on her career prospects and her personal life. According to Pam, she’s super in demand, with producers literally throwing themselves at her for work that she keeps having to turn down. "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. Full Story
A terrible thing to say…but does that make it any less true? Take a good long look at Pamela Anderson at the Planet Hollywood opening on Sunday. Pam is 40. Julia Roberts is 40. Halle Berry is 41. Julianne Moore is 47. But none of those girls have been through several gangbangs. Willingly. Let this be a lesson: Gangbangs can ravage a face. Full Story
This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You will recall, he also spent some time with her post-prison at her Malibu beach house this summer – photos attached – though Kid recently told Rolling Stone nothing went down: “I regret to inform all of you on and offline tabloid junkies that I am not dating nor have been intimate with Paris Hilton. Full Story
Style recipe for long lasting love: Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Vegas wearing – shocker!!! – not a white bikini but a white denim Valentino dress. All class, baby… all class. This is, of course, Pam’s third time down the aisle. And her third time down the aisle with a lovely respectable man. Full Story