Paris Hilton Gossip
Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story
As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story
I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part of a murdering shapeshifting Paris Hilton. Full Story
EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural... Full Story
Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t f-cking diseased Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story
Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. People.com... Full Story
If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’t be surprised if he gets injured. Full Story
The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen its hoo hoo so many times already, we know it can throw up bulimic at a moments notice. Full Story
Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story
Check out this set of photos of Ebola and her new boyfriend at amfAR last night. Oooops! I dropped my bracelet! It was like, a total accident! It was on my…and now its…oh wait...he's not picking it up for me! But I’m such a lady and I’ve found myself such a fine man!?! Dude looks confused in the couple of shots that follow. Full Story
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The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’s Christian Audigier’s birthday celebration for starters, and on top of all the euro Ed Hardy wearing douchebags, adding that f-cking virus to the scene is bound to result in major disease. Full Story
I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, Chelsea does not play pretend face with Ebola Hilton. Full Story
It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was sleeping with. Full Story
See? Once you let it in the door, once her black hole vagina gets its tentacles latched, it won’t let go until there’s nothing left. Robert Pattinson is in for a world of hurt. As reported earlier – click here... Full Story
Hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. Way back I told you so, back in November according to my sources Ebola was hunting Edward Cullen. Full Story
Loki could not save Mickey. Oh Loki. You saw it coming, didn’t you? Last Monday in New York, Mickey Rourke stumbles into Butter and it happens to be Ebola Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Instead of leaving, he sits down and celebrates with her… and suddenly his beloved dog Loki dies. Full Story
Oh Mickey Rourke. As you know, he adores his dogs. His Loki travelled everywhere with him. He was hoping for some Loki luck on Sunday. But Loki… Loki is gone. According to Rourke’s publicist, Loki passed on Monday night. Ummmmm…. Here’s what happened on Monday night: Mickey was in New York. Full Story
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be Ebola’s birthday. Full Story
Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story
Like I said last week, Coldplay is fortunate they did not perform after Radiohead. Because in their first Grammy live performance, Radiohead owned everyone’s ass. And my Gwyneth introduced them! Her smugness must be killing you… So there were some sucky sh-t performances, and then there were the ones that made you thankful for DVR. Full Story
