Penelope Cruz Gossip
He is a giant of a man. So tall, so sexy, so strong, so… MAN. We watched him stalking the carpet, full of nervous energy but chill at the same time. We watched him pose at the photo wall – something about the way he planted his legs firmly on the spot… it was like a challenge to photographers: hurry up, I don’t have time for this, there are many women I need to make love to. Full Story
Penelope Cruz is in Berlin for Elegy – total gorgessity at the photo call with Ben Kingsley and on the carpet for the premiere. LOVE the nude pumps. Not sure about that train. Reminds me of a puffy cat’s tail – am expecting it to start purring. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe that’s sexy? Unfortunately Javier wasn’t around to be the judge. Full Story
Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD? Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn! Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night. Full Story
Remember Pene’s Oscar yellow strapless with the bow below the butt? See attached for a reminder. Again last night Penelope Cruz stepped out in NYC for the Spanish Institute's Gold Medal Gala wearing strapless and blue and a big bow this time higher up her back. Is the bow repeatable? Even if it’s repositioned? Especially when everything else including material is the same but for colour? Just asking… PS. Full Story
Love the clashing red and pink tights. Not crazy about her expression – does she look constipated? And the weird cutting out of her head…it’s unnatural. And cheap. I just called Anna Wintour cheap. Room temperature has just plummeted. As for Pene – still hot and heavy with Javier Bardem who most of you insist is NOT gay. Full Story
Javier Bardem has 2 Oscar-contending films this season: the Coen Brothers’ latest No Country for Old Men and Love in the Time of Cholera, either of which could earn Javier his second nomination. Here he is at the premiere of No Country last night without his girlfriend (or beard, some would say) Penelope Cruz. Full Story
A new smutty kink for those who believe Pene’s a lesbian ... Spanish gossips are reporting that she’s hooked up with the sizzling hotness of Javier Bardem and Hola Magazine claims this photo of them together on the beach confirm their romance. Perfect couple, non? Me lovey! No but seriously… Javier Barden is unbelievable. Full Story
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (I think) in Barcelona the other day. Of course she can wear the wide legs. And of course she looks amazing. And this is not a stick insect either. Nor is she an amazon. Thing is, I too am top heavy with an ample rump … and I KNOW those pants wouldn’t fit me like that. Full Story
Many emails asking about Penelope and Bono, seen holding hands in the south of France leaving a nightclub and also at the beach, prompting speculation as to whether or not he’s stepping out on his wife. Is Pene a homewrecker? I’m not so sure. The other photos that have not been widely circulated are the ones of supermodel Helena Christensen also holding hands with Bono at the same time on the pier. Full Story
First full weekend in Los Angeles, Victoria and David spent most of it undercover but for a very, very high profile visit with the boys to Toys R Us. First though – Posh paid a visit to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show on Friday, smiling a lot, giggling a lot, but through it all, always completely posed, every angle perfect, every movement practised, every expression planned from the moment she walked out on stage. Full Story
Umbrella. Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Sorry. But seriously…are you shocked? A celebrity holding her own umbrella? How often does that happen? Here’s Penelope Cruz looking gorgeous on her way to a photo shoot in NYC battling the rain. Yes…I too love the jeans. Pene has been working on Woody Allen’s latest with Scarlett Johansson. Full Story
Who hasn’t she been linked to? New rumours buzzing from the NY Daily News, even though she and Josh Hartnett are said to be hot and heavy, Penelope met John Mayer the other day and he apparently wants to pee on it. She doesn’t seem like the type to take it, non? Of course if you believe the rabid rumour mongering – she did after all spend 2 years with the Gay Midget Dwarf – the allegedly bearding Pene especially wouldn’t take it from a dude, which all just adds to her enigmatic romantic status. Full Story
Between Brad and Becks…delicious daddies everywhere. Same haircut all around and the same shade of dark blonde – here are the boys and their dad dressed in the same uniform, celebrating their father’s big win. Sigh. Time flies. Cruz Beckham is already 2. Cruz is walking, Brooklyn is a little man, and Romeo is still my favourite. Full Story
Naomi Watts headed to yoga and at Pene Cruz’s birthday party at the weekend – minimal makeup, growing bump, clearly deliriously happy, and glowing glowing glowing. As Monika pointed out in her email yesterday, if you look closely at her left hand, there’s that engagement ring she’s never seen without these days…smart of Liev to lock her up. Full Story
Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story
Monday morning 4am – as I mentioned earlier I was waiting for a pick up at the Roosevelt with eTalk host Ben Mulroney when we saw Orly just getting back from post-Oscar partying. He went upstairs, came back downstairs to an SUV full of eager girls waiting inside. When he opened the back door they were giggling, a lot of negotiation going on – should we, shouldn’t we…remember back in high school? When you and your friends met up with him and his friends and there’s always that moment before the decision, when you didn’t want to seem to eager but you also didn’t want to go home and the boys retreated to a corner and the girls retreated to a corner, and the boys would joke and jock around and make bets on who would get blown first and the girls would hum and haw and analyse it to death before finally coming together in the end anyway?
Well that’s exactly what was going on outside the Roosevelt. Full Story
Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full of giggling girls is idling at valet – you’ll be happy to know he travels in an environmentally friendly SUV. Full Story
Three years ago…fine. If SJP and Nicole and several others hadn’t already dabbled in the fluffy skirt, absolutely.
But this dress is over. It is SO over. And wearing something that’s been SO over for 3 years is a crime. Even though the colour is lovely, even though she’s mercifully not rockin’ the beehive, even though her skin is delicious and she was as sweet as they come on the carpet – even still, a showing like this is not impressive. Full Story
Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz.
Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out for dinner at Mr Chows. Full Story
At least 10 whiskers more than Three Whiskers non?
So the Boy Who Lives is more manly man than Orly? At only 17… I think so. Although I have to tell you I’m really not feelin’ what many of you are – a desire to Cougar Rape young Daniel Radcliffe after seeing him bare bare bare in Equus, a new stage production in London. Full Story
