Pitt Porn Articles
February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. Full Story
As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with Benjamin Button. As you’ve seen from the past few weeks, he wants this one badly. Full Story
While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story
You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the actual magazine on newsstands will have the full portfolio but they say Brad has a good eye. Full Story
We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story
There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story
Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story
Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story
Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make that choice too. Full Story
My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and tomato now. But the point is, we all need space from things we love the most. Full Story
The Pitts went shopping for baby goods yesterday in Cannes and the whole town lost its shit. This is because the Chosen One Shiloh was brought down from her home in the clouds for a walk among mortals. The paparazzi were well prepared. I received a text as I was leaving the junket that they were mobilising from their usual spots to congregate around the First Family, amused that they had decided on the busiest time of day and also the busiest day period to go “shopping”. Full Story
Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check out the Chosen One and her family in France enjoying Mother’s Day on their villa terrace with pool accessories and balloons. Full Story
