Renee Zellweger Gossip
It’s been a while. Have you missed her? This is Renee Zellweger shooting Chilled in Miami in LA yesterday. As you can see, she’s grown out her hair. Longer, less severe, looks way better. And from this distance, her snapface seems to have improved too. Maybe it’s because she appears to be slightly less emaciated. Full Story
Renee Zellweger with George Clooney in Rome for Leatherheads. As you can see, Renee is posing her SnapFace off… and hard. Hard as in with a lot of effort. Hard as in rigid. Hard as in unnatural. I’ve seen her pose on a few occasions, just a foot or two away. She practically breaks into a sweat. Full Story
Remember what I wrote last week? That for Renee Zellweger, it sucks to be the friend? Well fortunately for Renee, Sarah Larson did not make the trip to London with George Clooney to promote Leatherheads and as a result, Renee is in much better spirits. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
I wish George Clooney had better taste in women. Renee Zellweger probably wishes it too. It was written all over her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. Or at least that’s what I’m projecting on to her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. And while Renee’s SnapFace certainly scares me, Renee and George also kinda make sense.
Here they are in the new issue of UK Marie Claire - first thing that popped into my head when I saw these was:
Quit playing games with my heart…
Sigh. If only George had better taste. If only George was better than that.
Tuesday – am blogging all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Thanks to Mavi for dressing me on eTalk yesterday and for helping out with our little gossip night in Calgary. Mavi is also dressing Hedley for the Junos so when Jacob whips his pants off, as he’s wont to do, now you know what’s been covering his ass.
PPS. Scarlett Johansson is not being held. Neither is Brittany Murphy.
PPPS. Jessica Simpson is not taking a sick week and the Gossip Girls are all happily at work.
Renee Zellweger’s SnapFace was all lit up last week on promotion for Leatherheads. Stuck on a train with George Clooney for days, without the younger Sarah Larson around, Renee had George all to herself. She seemed to be delighted. They posed together recently for the cover of UK Marie Claire. Full Story
They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story
If you tell me your first instinct when seeing Renee Zellweger isn’t to put a hand to your own face like you’ve been burned… I won’t believe you. Don’t lie. Because it hurts to look at her. It hurts to imagine what she’s done to it. How hard she’s scrubbed it. Full Story
Renee Zellweger and her overpeeled-to-the-point-of-snapping face pictured here on Friday with what the paps are claiming is a new boyfriend. Ummm… Is Gaydar a dying art? This, to me, is not a lover’s clasp. This, to me, is a faghag clasp. This is how my main ‘mo Darren and I stroll down Pacific before heading into Pure Nail Bar for our manicures and pedicures. Full Story
Clooney is back in the director’s chair! And Renee Zellweger is squinting beside him! Plus… the hotness of John Krasinski – can you stand it? Leatherheads is due out in theatres on April 4th. Ohhhh… 04/04. Terrible numbers. Maybe you can help George out? He wants a box office smash. Full Story
I interviewed Keri Russell at Sundance for Waitress. She had just announced her pregnancy and she was beautiful. Lovely skin, lovely healthy glow, sweet shy demeanour … at the risk of sounding cheesy, I was totally enchanted. Then she arrived last night full of bones and not much else. We were right behind her when she was posing at the 2nd photo wall and I swear the shoulder blades could have cut glass. Full Story
Renee Zellweger showed up at the Bee Movie premiere in London tonight looking her usual: lemon puckered and painfully skinned. She also chose dots and a short dress covered by a long skirt. You likey? Me no likey. Photos from Wenn Full Story
Have you ever seen anyone so uncomfortable in their own skin? Just looking at her makes me fidgety and restless. Unfortunately for Renee Zellweger, she has a movie to promote in Europe and as she pimps Bee Movie from France yesterday to Italy today, the poor girl looks downright miserable to be there. Full Story
Is it just me or did Renee Zellweger gain weight only in her chest? And how often do you gain weight only in your chest without seeing it on your ass? Check her out in France premiering Bee Movie looking slightly improved in the face. Skin doesn’t look like it’s about to snap off for a change. Full Story
Renee’s face skin finally matches her neck skin. Has Harper’s managed to find her the right shade of foundation… or is the work of a brilliant photoshoppe artist? I’m thinkin’ door #2. But no matter… The point is the magazine has succeeded in making her look lovely and decidedly UNpeeled which is a far cry from how close her skin was to snapping at the Bee Movie premiere just three weeks ago – click here for a refresher... Full Story
If he doesn’t take his hat off, and if he keeps sticking his tongue out… Ok I can kinda see it. Why Renee Z was smitten, why millions of country fans are smitten - not just smitten, in fact, but downright horny. For the first time ever, after seeing this photo, there is a quiver for Kenny. Full Story
Even the most hardcore Renee Zellweger fan would be hardpressed to offer something nice to say about her appearance last night at the NYC premiere of Bee Movie (which, by the way, is delightful!). I don’t mind the hair. The hair is actually rather refreshing – it’s not a weave, it doesn’t cascade over her shoulders in uniform Hollywood waves, it’s a brave move for an aging Hollywood actress in a town that tramples on maturity. Full Story
Renee Zellweger at a concert this weekend, body fat as low as ever, and skin seemingly so scrubbed and so raw, it’s a wonder she can smile without pain. Or maybe that is pain. Maybe she is grimacing through her pain. Is 20 pounds and a good foundation seriously worse than this? source... Full Story
Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never shit. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. Full Story
My husband always brags about seeing Radiohead in the mid-90s at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver – small venue, legendary acoustics, a music lover’s dream. Now I have something to match him. Today, Jerry Seinfeld at the media presentation for Bee Movie – his animated collaboration with Dreamworks about the plight of bees and the mistreatment of bees in our society that he conceived and wrote along with many former members of the Seinfeld show. Full Story
She poses so hard I can almost hear her – Renee Zellweger. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the Posh ‘do. And it looks great. Contrary to others though, she wasn’t nearly as attractive in person as she is in these photos. I can hardly believe it’s the same person. For starters, she’s scary, scary thin. Full Story
