Sacha Baron Cohen Gossip
You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story
Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About 6 months to go before Isla’s Confessions of a Shopaholic is released. Full Story
Keith Richards made a rare public appearance last night at the New York premiere of Sweeney Todd. As did a fairly friendly Sacha Baron Cohen. Because Sweeney Todd is cool. Because Tim Burton is cool. And of course Johnny Depp is cool. As mentioned before, Stephen King wrote a great article on the art of “cool” for Entertainment Weekly a few weeks ago – click here to read... Full Story
It’s not unusual to learn about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel workin’ the paps in her favour. Or Paris Hilton. Or even Jennifer Garner. But what about Sacha Baron Cohen? He is supposed to be press shy, supposed to be in it for the art and not for the fame, supposed to be above strategic wrangling media manipulation his peers frequently engage in. Full Story
Funniest sh*t ever. The Hotness is back in the spotlight, currently on a book tour to promote his new travel guide – Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. As you can see, Borat brought presumably one of his sons along for the occasion. Full Story
Isla Fisher and Naomi Watts both pregnant, hanging together yesterday in California and giggling together too - adorable, non? And a great story about Sacha Baron Cohen the other day. A house party in LA, door opens, in walks Sacha. He grabs a beer, does a lap around the place, didn’t see anyone knew, and then walked right back out… He did come back later though, to apologise and to explain – he had been invited to another party and went into the wrong house. Full Story
Unconfirmed reports out of London that Sacha Baron Cohen will play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic. Negotiations are apparently underway with Sacha eager to flex his dramatic muscles and transition from Ali G/Borat to serious actor. Good move. And when time comes, he will be back on the Freebie Five. Full Story
Wahwahweewah!
Do you know what comes out on DVD today? Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan …
My Borat comes out on DVD today!
KILLER special features including:
- Five extended/deleted scenes
- Deleted footage montage, featuring never-before-seen clips
- Publicity Tour Montage, including appearances at The Toronto International Film Festival, Cannes, Comic-Con and others
I have 5 copies to give away to 5 true fans. Full Story
She exploits herself and she is exploited by everyone around her.
Sigh. Sadness.
Britney supposedly felt betrayed by all the men in her life: KFed, Justin, Isaac Cohen. Add to that list a long line of employees now coming forward to capitalise on her troubles. A former “potential” nanny has spoken and Us Weekly, of course, has all the details. Full Story
She’s indefensible, no argument there. And she makes poor choices. Because she’s dumb. So people take advantage of her. They use her, they exploit her, then they sell her out.
Is she accountable? For sure.
But don’t you feel a little sorry for her…not even just a little?
The latest debacle: Isaac Cohen has sold his story to The News of the World, sharing explicit details of their month-long relationship including how often they had sex, what she was like during sex, what she was like after sex, how she liked her sex, how she didn’t like her body, and of course, how hurt she is that people are turning on her. Full Story
X17
F&ck.
Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think.
Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Full Story
According to Us Weekly, Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody were getting close at Hyde the other day...which probably just means they said hello.
Still, given that Andy Samberg was rumoured to be her most recent conquest, Adam does seem to fit her new mold, and while so many teenypops are still mourning the death of Adam and Rachel Bilson, I have to tell you, to me at least, he and my Kiki kinda make sense. Full Story
If you’re about to pound out an indignant email about lack of class and propriety on an elegant evening – save the sanctimony…please.
The man was AWARDED for a satirical performance about a racist, sexist ignorant beast – given that he earned that platform, what else did you expect him to say?
Pictured here with his producer Azamat Bagatov – it’s official…Borat is NOT coming off the Freebie Five. Full Story
It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee).
In fact, I’ve never heard Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story
Sort of.
Here's a statement released by Sacha Baron Cohen about this morning's good news:
'I have been trying to let Borat know this great news but for the last 4 hours both of Kazakhstan's telephones have been engaged,' he said in a statement. 'Eventually, Premier Nazarbayev answered and said he would pass on the message as soon as Borat returned from Iran, where he is guest of honor at the Holocaust Denial Conference. Full Story
Loin quiveration to run amok at this year’s Golden Globes. As discussed, Leo will attend. And Brad of course. And my Borat too, going head to head with Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow in the Best Actor Category (Musical).
Can’t. Wait.
LOVE that they recognised Sacha Baron Cohen!
And now the question becomes – will he attend as Sacha? Full Story
Maybe you don't want to make sexytime with Borat...but wouldn't you change your mind for Sacha Baron Cohen?
Box office juggernaut, Cambridge graduate, listed ABOVE the Pitts on Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating List, engaged to the adorable Isla Fisher, funny as all hell, intelligent as all hell . Full Story
I like!!!
See my Borat’s S&M camel toe on the cover of Rolling Stone – or is it moose knuckle?
Whatever y’all – that’s what I call The Hotness.
And the article is even better. As always, Rolling Stone is a great read. I won’t spoil it for you, pick it up for yourself – a very, very, very rare interview with Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story
Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha.
Sacha will speak at length about making the movie, about how he f*cks with unsuspecting frat boys and honky tonks, and about his CAMBRIDGE education. Full Story
Some loser from Turkey is claiming he is the real life inspiration behind Borat – convenient now that the movie has broken records at the box office.
Mahir Cagri is a freelance journalist who dresses up in embarrassingly unflattering swimwear to entice women over the internet: 'Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate . Full Story
