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Salma Hayek Gossip

Losing on purpose

Salma Hayek was in Germany yesterday and appeared on Wetten Dass. Salma apparently lost a bet and ended up having to squeeze her cans into this outfit which was clearly inadequate. The result? Sweet Mother Nature. And now an appearance which would have barely registered anywhere is now being talked about everywhere. Full Story

Salma Hayek's breasts on display on Wetten Dass Salma Hayek's breasts on display on Wetten Dass

Posted on Monday, October 06, 2008 at 7:32 AM

Still civil...

And more? Paris Fashion Week. Balenciaga. Salma Hayek arrived with the big boss and her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault. He runs the company that owns the brand. Apparently the two have been spending a lot of time together... Full Story

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Balenciaga show together during Paris Fashion Week Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Balenciaga show together during Paris Fashion Week Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Balenciaga show together during Paris Fashion Week Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Balenciaga show together during Paris Fashion Week Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Balenciaga show together during Paris Fashion Week

Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 8:59 AM

Suddenly Single Salma

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly??? Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Full Story

Salma Hayek cancels engagement

Posted on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 7:45 AM

Not a day over 30

Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote. Seriously... that skin is amazing! Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT pimp her kid pics off to a tabloid. Full Story

Salma Hayek takes baby Valentina shopping in Malibu Salma Hayek takes baby Valentina shopping in Malibu Salma Hayek takes baby Valentina shopping in Malibu Salma Hayek takes baby Valentina shopping in Malibu Salma Hayek takes baby Valentina shopping in Malibu

Posted on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Salma Restrained

She was at the Balenciaga store opening in LA the other day with her man – as you can see, her mommy breasts are super strained against that black blouse. Damn. Her back must be killing her. And is it just me or is her man suddenly sexy? See how Salma Hayek can make a man hot? OK. Maybe not hot. Full Story

Salma Hayek at the Balenciaga store opening in LA Salma Hayek at the Balenciaga store opening in LA Salma Hayek at the Balenciaga store opening in LA

Posted on Monday, March 31, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Salma’s Suit

This is the problem with massive breasts, see? You have to go a size up on the jacket to get it around your chest and it doesn’t fit well anywhere else. Sure those babies are even bigger than they normally are because she just had a baby… but still. The point is they were huge to begin with. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 6:32 AM

Staging in the Park

Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught in a passionate embrace. He reminds me of Daniel Craig. Full Story

Salma Hayek with baby Valentina and Francois in the park in New York Salma Hayek with baby Valentina and Francois in the park in New York Salma Hayek with baby Valentina and Francois in the park in New York Salma Hayek with baby Valentina and Francois in the park in New York Salma Hayek Lucy Liu at Ashton Kutcher

Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 at 10:31 AM

Salma in Midnight Blue

Salma with her baby father and fiancé at last night’s Malawi event. Francois is the head of the company that overseas Gucci. Which means he wrote Madge’s cheque last night. But look at the engineering achievement of this dress. Salma’s tits, even pre-Valentina, were enormous. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 at 7:57 AM

Post Baby Salma

Damn. Look who bounced back without looking skeletal like 10 minutes after baby? Check out Salma Hayek on the town. Wow. I’ve never looked this good and I’ve never had a baby either. Bitch. source... Full Story

Salma Hayek looks amazing after baby

Posted on Friday, January 18, 2008 at 7:11 AM

Valentina!

First look at Salma Hayek and her baby Valentina! Great name! She and her fiancé Francois-Henri released this photo to the media. Very savvy! source Full Story

First photo of Salma Hayek

Posted on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 12:57 PM

Betty Appropriately Dressed

Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her. As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a hellion to work for. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Salma & Valentina

Valentina Paloma Pinault. Now that’s a good name. Salma Hayek and fiancé Francois Pinault are now the proud parents of a baby girl born some time after Thursday in LA. Interesting, non? That everyone not from LA is giving birth in LA? Salma, Naomi Watts, Isla Fisher looks like she’ll go into labour there too… Maybe the doctors in Cali are second to none. Full Story

Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM

They get bigger???

Can you imagine? When the milk comes in, they’re supposed to get bigger! Over the last 3 years, at least one of my friends has been pregnant at any given time. Now I might not know about the pushing but I do know about the crazy tit growing afterwards and from the looks of it, Salma Hayek will need a trolly to transport them both. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 12:04 PM

Salma’s Dude and Daniel Craig

Call me Cruise and bat-shit blind… but in person? Francois-Henri Pinault, better known as Salma Hayek’s baby daddy, is actually kinda sexy. Like Daniel Craig – ugly sexy. Oozes money and power too...maybe that’s the reason. But I like to think I’m all over it because they were so sweet together, the way he clasped her hand, the way she looked up at him before heading inside the ballroom – not a look of submission but of equality: a comfortable partnership…it was adorable. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 12:00 AM

Salma Hayek: breaking the glass ceiling

As gaygay Wentie would say: Brava Salma, Brava Brava. Salma Hayek is now the head of a brand new production company financed by MGM “specializing in Latino movies appealing to wider, mainstream audiences.” The newly formed Ventanazul will release 2 to 4 projects a year showcasing Latino/Latina talent, capitalizing on the critical acclaim of Salma’s Frida and the runaway success of her Ugly Betty. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Salma’s strong back

Source I’m telling you…her back must be KILLING – look at them!!! The “passionately pragmatic” (your majority vote) and pregnant Salma Hayek leaving her agent’s in Century City the other day still rockin’ the rocker locks she’s been rocking since the baby announcement. Full Story

Posted on Monday, March 19, 2007

Salma: Passionate … or Pragmatic?

Thanks for all of your emails clarifying Francois-Henri Pinault’s financial stature, providing perhaps a more wellrounded explanation into their hook up? Cynical bitch me…yes. Francois-Henri he’s the CEO of PPR – major luxury goods company that owns Gucci, YSL, and other department chains etc. In other words, he’s not only wealthy…he’s OBSCENELY wealthy. Full Story

Posted on Friday, March 09, 2007

The Daily Runneth Over: Salma Hayek

X17 Hello nap time! Look at them! Look. At. Them! I love her. I love them. I don’t turn that way but man…at the risk of sounding crass… I totally would. Full Story

Posted on Monday, March 05, 2007

Best White: Salma Hayek

I know. I know the photos don’t do her justice. I know that if you didn’t see any of the pre-show coverage or the show itself, you wouldn’t have seen the way it moved. The way her body moved across the stage, the way her curves filled this dress, the way her breasts flounced gently to and fro and her hips spoke their own special language…Salma so glamorous without looking like she tried too hard. Full Story

Posted on Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A-List at the Globes

Well…they’re always A-list, really. But for some reason, this year feels even more so. Continuing with custom, Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon will return as presenters, joined by Reese’s fellow Tennessee native Justin Timberlake – quite the honour for Little Pip who wants to grow up and be an actor one day. Full Story

Posted on Wednesday, January 03, 2007