Sarah Jessica Parker Gossip
What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just confirmed that there will be a sequel... Full Story
Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. Full Story
But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. Full Story
SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. Full Story
At the Sex & the City DVD launch party last week – three girls showed up, one was missing… The official reason for Kristin Davis’s absence was that she was working, something about shooting a commercial. And here’s what’s being offered at the other end of the smutty buffet: Rumour has it, Kristin bailed because she supposedly demanded a $100K appearance fee from Warner Bros and was rejected. Full Story
First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story
I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for Sarah Jessica Parker and wants a piece of the same pie. Full Story
What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Well… I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t love it either. Did you see it? Were you out with Carrie and the girls this weekend? Chances are you were. I went with my Main Gay Darren. We loved her studded belt. And the chemistry between the girls. We giggled at the way Charlotte said: but we’re in Mexico. Jason Lewis is f&cking hot. But the amount of makeup Chris Noth was wearing frightened us. I replied to emails on my blackberry three times because it was too bloody long. And either give the mute Chinese baby something to say or do or don’t include her bloody in the scene!
By the way - where the hell was the 5th lady New York City?
Would love to hear your thoughts. Please do share.
As for Darren and I… we must be two old bitches. Because we were more excited about the Mamma Mia trailer than the actual movie. Can’t wait!
Darren and I are also the annoying assholes sitting in front of you who won’t shut up. But only during the previews. Especially during the previews for Baz Lurhmann’s Australia, starring Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.
Have you had the pleasure? If no, click here.
We played the funnest game ever: Does Her Face Move?
After nearly 45 seconds, during which Granny Nic appeared on screen every other shot, we remarked with delight that it remained frozen. Not even a muscle twitch. But at one point Darren made a momentous discovery. He leaned over and observed wryly:
She blinked.
Of course I lost my sh*t. And more sh*t went missing when Darren followed up by noting that Hugh Jackman was “down-acting” to deflect her handicap, as in intentionally muffling his talent so as to make up for the fact that hers has been immobilised by Botox.
Seriously, you must have a look. It will make your life. And Hugh Jackman really is a dreamboat.
MTV Movie Awards went down Sunday night. Many photos to follow. But it all boils down to this: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp Forever.
Also the guest list from the GMD’s house party. Oprah and the Scientologists and all turned up. The GMD has powerful friends. It’s Monday – am in Toronto for a two day blast on assignment for eTalk at the CTV Upfronts. Will be blogging all day between shoots. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how the GMD loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to pimp their fraud love backstage and also loitered about, freakin’ people out with their crazy eyes, giving people chills with their weird intense stares. Full Story
Sex & the City did a killer a box office this weekend, exceeding early projections. As one of the producers, SJP is on top of the world. And they are already talking sequel. Sigh. Duana saw it last night and called it dress porn. Indeed, the fashion made you horny. For me, as previously mentioned, it was that studded belt. Full Story
It’s a big showdown at the box office this weekend - even though Indiana Jones has already made a killing, can Sex & the City put a dent into Indy’s take and possibly wrest the #1 spot away from Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford? If Vancouver is an indication of everywhere else, the ladies will be putting up a good fight. Full Story
The girls were in Berlin today promoting Sex & the City. SJP’s dress… holy f&ck. Is it my drunken haze or is that the killer-est dress you’ve ever seen? Her dress is all kinds of sublime. All kinds! In typical Sarah Jessica fashion however she sucked the style out of everyone else. Full Story
SJP arrived in London for the UK premiere of Sex & the City wearing this… I kinda love it. Especially the head piece. The head piece is amazing. She is, after all, in England, where head pieces are head pieces. And really… for an event like this, for all the events to come to publicise the film, what do you expect? It’s Carrie. Full Story
SJP on a shoot today in NYC in a super cute outfit with her witch boil prominently on display. First inclination is to comment on the hair piece…but I get accused of using a hairpiece all the time, especially when my hair gets curled. For the record, it’s all mine. And want to believe it’s all hers too, although I don’t remember it being so long. Full Story
Sarah Jessica Parker and her maybe gaybe dandy pants showed up last night at a screening for her new film Smart People. SJP lost it on Maxim recently for naming her Unsexiest Woman Alive and I don’t disagree. What happened to Tori Spelling, and Ebola Hilton, and Emmy Rossum, and Heather Mills…??? For sure they're all unsexier than she is! So SJP was mad. Full Story
And his turned out feet. This of course is maybe gaybe Matthew Broderick, husband of Sarah Jessica Parker, out with the dog in matching trousers. I had a boss who walked like this, waving a pinky in the air with spittle collecting at the corner of his mouth and he had a thing for young Asian boys. We called him a Rice Queen. Full Story
SJP fluttered about NYC yesterday for a print shoot in support of the upcoming Sex & the City movie. Michael K at DListed.com, always with a flair for description, called that blue wrap the “world’s biggest scrunchie”. Clever bitch. Full Story
Nothing lasts forever… These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs? As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way of plot reveal but does of course provide the opportunity to showcase many of Carrie’s new ensembles, photos of which have already been released by the paparazzi, thereby taking away the only reason to see the film and rendering the entire project completely obsolete. Full Story
The Family Pitt left NYC last week to return to LA where Angelina will be shooting The Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood. Check out Angie in costume wearing a very cute outfit and shoes but looking pretty old which could be just the character requirement but the gauntness of her face doesn’t help either. Full Story
