September 19, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2017 13:59:24 September 19, 2017 13:59:24

Saraah! Happy Birthday from Matt and your babies, M and H! I hear you’re into the Boston trilogy and Boston thespians? Does Matt Damon work for you?

To Lizzie from Kellie – congratulations on “smashing” the Camino de Santiago! Please enjoy Ryan Gosling, Jaime Lannister, and Tom Hiddleston while you recover.

And for Helen from Linda – I hear you’ve been keeping yourself busy even though there’s been some sh-tty news. Decluttering and cleaning is super smart, and it’s exactly what my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, would do, to make room for the arrival of new luck. It will come. I look forward to hearing from you when it does.

Photos:
Jason Davis/ Kevin Winter/ Theo Wargo/ Araya Diaz/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Gisela Schober/ Getty Images

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