September 21, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2017 13:40:47 September 21, 2017 13:40:47

"To our darling Hope on her birthday.

Finally this year brought to you from the nine circles of hell is OVER and it's time to hit the reset button! Things are looking up with the opportunity to crush a new job ahead, and a demon kitten who can no longer feign injury and pretend to forget how to walk just in time to ruin your vacation!

We can't promise that things will get better with the orange devil south of the border, but choose to believe that every day is one step closer to impeachment!

You're kicking things off with a bang with audiences with Hillary, Our Lady of the Pantsuits, and your fave murderinos - stay sexy, don't get murdered! You can look forward to not one but two Idris movies, moar Matt Smith in The Crown, the end of your suffering through the Capaldi Who years, more pod visits from "Joe America", and hopefully lots of pictures of Frisbee, Leo, and Pundit!

To celebrate your big day, here's our best friends from the Crooked Media family, Nasty Woman HRC, your Virgo Queen Beyoncé, Lucia's future husband Idris, and your Forever Chris. 

Sending you many high fives and virtual hugs, happy birthday Hugsy! Xoxoxo"

Photos:
Ray Tamarra/ John Sciulli/ John Lamparski/ Kevin Winter/ J. Countess/ Jason LaVeris/ Getty Images

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