Skanks and Twats Articles
It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The ones who are screaming for her now won’t give a sh*t in 6 months. Full Story
Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off... Full Story
Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many she has, where they are, and what they’re doing at any given time. Full Story
There’s a stank around Toronto this morning and it has everything to do with the fact that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has arrived. She’s screening a movie tonight called Paris Not France and came in with Benji Madden yesterday to host a party at Ultra. Here they are at the airport – my sources say they were met there by 5 bodyguards who were ready to escort her out a side entrance to avoid the paps. Full Story
At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, Lily Allen was overdressed and overdrunk, arriving in an inexplicably over the top massive gown and getting progressively more licked as the evening wore on, so drunk she dared to disrespect Elton John on stage. They appeared together, with Lily attached to a bottle of champagne. Full Story
Six words that will send a celebrity straight to Hate List hell:Do you know who I am? No, bitch… who the f&ck are you??? This is Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron’s pretend girlfriend. She was in Vancouver last night to play a show at the PNE. Arrived in town yesterday – seen here in these exclusive photos by Punkd Images – and decided to drop in for some luxury shopping at Holt Renfrew before heading to the venue. Full Story
A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton who showed up with a push up bra and exposing her nasty ass extensions. Full Story
Since that stupid twat Mischa Barton broke my arm I’ve spent the summer collecting scarves. Some are silk, some have skulls, and stars, and seashells and swirly symbols, all to conceal an ugly scar and its even uglier growth. Full Story
Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. Full Story
Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story
It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. A filthy scab hired to show up randomly just to push her tits together and breathe a few words. Full Story
The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever. Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. Full Story
Two skanky scabs who can’t stay apart – Tommy Lee has revealed exclusively to Rolling Stone that he and Pamela Anderson are back together. She’s moved into the house with their sons and they’re trying to make it work… again. Full Story
By Hollywood standards, Pamela Anderson is not stinking rich. In fact, she’s probably closer to broke ass. This is why Canada’s filthiest scab has to resort to hiring herself out to parties for a paltry $100K. $100K is a lot of money for us… it’s chump change for them. But do it she must – this is the most she was born to do. Full Story
Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed. It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and rings on every finger begging to be noticed. Full Story
NO!!!!!!!!!!! I love Lilo and SamRo! But it’s been over 2 days since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been photographed together. She was also seen moving her sh*t out of Sam’s and back into her own place in a pair of short shorts and gorgeous gladiator heels. And again poolside at the Roosevelt showing off an amazing body with no Sam in sight. Full Story
It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the halls? High fiving your colleagues? It was a Friday, I think. Full Story
Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no doubt mold into a virus even more destructive than she is. Full Story
She has skipped out on almost all of her press obligations to promote that tAtu movie she made. She’s been called out by the producers for her unprofessional attitude. She disappeared for a week to lay low during previously scheduled commitments. But worry not, gossips. Mischa Barton is fine and was in LA last night at, where else?, a party. Full Story
Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn't even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his ex wife? Denise of course is currently out and about promoting that waste of sh*t reality show of hers in which she exploits her girls. Full Story
