Tara Reid Gossip
Every loser can launch a fashion line. Where does this money come from? In a busted economy too! So here’s Tara Reid, selling her ghetto tits ghetto skank uniform at some fashion show in Greece. I know you love it that her left breast is significantly lower than her right. And that it appears to be sloping towards the Mediterranean. Full Story
The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever. Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. Full Story
Ed Westwick is a total Shame F&ck. Which is why he is the perfect Chuck Bass. Among his other illustrious attributes, Chuck Bass is Blair’s Shame F&ck. Not to be confused with a Hate F&ck. Tara Reid is a Hate F&ck. The kind of person you sleep with when you’re raging, looking for something to punish. Full Story
Tara Reid hit up Villa last night – how on earth did she get in??? How on earth did she get in with that face? As you can see, Tara’s Stroke Face is droopier than ever. Doesn’t hurt that she’s been on a bender since well before Chinese New Year – from London to LA, this is the life when you can’t get work. Full Story
Call me Cruise and maybe even a little drunk but this is Tara Reid heading to a pre-Chinese New Year party with her new BFF Julien Macdonald in London trying to ingratiate herself with the Eurotrash jetset and actually looking… not bad. And the Stroke Face appears to have receded. Perhaps it’s the influence of the Rat? Chinese New Year is still over a week away but celebrations are beginning though it does not look like an auspicious beginning for Roberto Cavalli who is officially OVER thanks to his sudden association with Tara and her ghetto tits. Full Story
Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, this is Tara Reid. Full Story
Tara Reid had a guest starring role on Scrubs a few seasons ago … and she will not be invited back. Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence addressed the New York Comedy Festival the other day and said she reeked so badly of booze and gang banging he’d sooner let John Mayer urinate all over him. I made up that last part but you get my drift. Full Story
So Tara Reid has been shooting a movie in British Columbia – spent the weekend at Squamish and Whistler living her hard, hard, hard life, allegedly drinking her face off into the wee hours of the morning. Apparently her behaviour is so reckless, the director of the movie has warned her repeatedly to get her sh*t together, telling her she’d be “dead in a year” if she doesn’t turn things around. Full Story
No clue why she’s here. Busy shooting some sh*tty straight to dvd release, no doubt. Thanks to Lisa for the following hilarious description the other day: I just saw her near Choices in Yaletown. She was extremely thin wearing a shiny black Adidas tracksuit. Think Run DMC, but with pink stripes. Full Story
There actually IS a glass ceiling for women like Tara Reid. Because although she looks clean for a change and doesn’t initially seem as though she’s fresh off a gangbang, the hint of a gangbang still always lurks underneath no matter how hard she tries to pull it together. Here’s Tara at the premiere of Reservation Road last night no doubt trying to find her way into Joaquin Phoenix’s drunk ass pants. Full Story
This kind of shit is straight up insulting. As if Tara Reid has looked like this, or at least believably so, since 2002. Do I need to put up that photo of her mangled tit as a reminder? Check out Tara in the latest FHM – minus the stomach scarring and the lumpy abdominal alcohol deposits we’ve all seen from candids at the beach. Full Story
And in Tara Reid’s case, much lower than B. Much has been made of late about Diddy’s diminishing clout – that he could barely attract any attention in the south of France next to the likes of Bono and Pene Cruz. That the superstars are now avoiding his parties, parties attended only by American socialites with nothing better to do. Full Story
In all fairness…the lopsidedness actually seems to be receding. And she does look better. Face is almost back to generic Mall Girl with a little tinge of stroke around the corners. But then again, it’s Tara Reid. Something is always just a little off. Like the headband. Like the shoes. Full Story
No clue why she was invited. No one has a clue why she was invited. Maybe she offered to pay her own way? MMVAs, Tara Reid was a presenter, seemed so out of it she could barely string her words together. Or walk. And word is at one of the after parties, she was a total total bitch. Observed to be totally off her tree – the adjective used to describe her was quote… METHY. Full Story
A block party/awards show – the MMVAs in my hometown Toronto last night, a long standing summer staple and they never ever disappoint. Shocker of shockers, Avril was almost tolerable, making it through the event without putting up her middle finger or spitting – can you believe it? And then came the virtuoso acceptance speech for her People’s Choice Award. Full Story
As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago playing – what else! – a mystical tattoo artist/fortune teller who loves to f&ck. Full Story
Sigh.
A little piece of me has just died knowing that I’m about to write what I’m about to write. But … I think she looks good.
Helps of course that the camera is so far away, far enough away so that the really frightening bits on her face aren’t magnified and still, in the spirit of objectivity, I gotta say the girl is fit. Full Story
I think I’m about to offend you. So if you’re the type to get your knickers in a knot – stop reading now.
So everyone’s been gushing about how much better Tara Reid looks. Now that she’s botched up her ghetto tits and popped a few more diet pills, now that she’s not tripping over her drunk self at the end of the night – at least not on camera – now that she says she’s curbed the party freak and is intent on remodeling her image, people seem to be seeing a new and improved and attractive Tara Reid. Full Story
She actually doesn’t look that bad – ghetto concealed remarkable well at the MarketAmerica.com party on Saturday night.
But the fall, the falling, the always falling brings it all back.
One time total accident. Two times forgivable. Three times suspicious. Countless times? Over and over and over again?
Ghetto forever. Full Story
And this is what happens when you screw the creator of Girls Gone Wild.
He was on Howard Stern, TMZ has the audio footage, and of course Howard being Howard, he asks him to rank his conquests. You’ll note, Joe Francis appears in much of the video footage taken from the Paris Hilton storage locker, now available on ParisExposed. Full Story
