Thinnification Articles
The new 90210 will premiere on September 2nd. You may recognise one of the stars of the show Shenae Grimes from Degrassi. Or not. Because Degrassi is enjoyed by millions and egregiously unrecognised in Canada. Here are Shenae and Jessica Stroup shooting scenes at The Komoko, location for the Peach Pit. Full Story
Anne Hathaway is no longer with that man who keeps bouncing cheques… looks like she celebrated her newfound single status with a blunt bob. Me likey. However, frenetic promotion for Get Smart (go go Get Smart!) is perhaps taking its toll. Anne was gaunt and tired today on morning television and appeared much older than mid-twenty. Full Story
They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’t want him for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Full Story
MKO??? Really??? Here she is last night in New York at the Chanel party celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival and maybe it’s because I’ve just seen Kristen Johnson’s legs but MK’s … well… they’ve looked a lot worse. Could Mary Kate Olsen actually be making healthy choices? Let’s go with that… even though she insists on such a deathly face. Full Story
This is Kristen Johnson last night in New York. She was in that show 3rd Rock From The Sun. Looks like she hasn’t eaten since she played that woman who fell out of the window and died on Sex & The City. The legs. Look at her legs. Her legs are actually smaller than Mary Kate Olsen’s. I’m about to post those in a minute… So if you’re a foot taller than an Olsen Twin but your legs are actually thinner… is this a good thing? Photos from Wenn.com... Full Story
It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. Full Story
At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ body. And the best part is there’s really no cause to worry. Full Story
You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story
Kate Bosworth last night in Vegas for the premiere of 21. From the neck up, she looks great. The dress is amazing. Am all over the arm warmers. Not so much the shoes. Those legs however…those legs are scary. Scarier than Posh. Crazy thing is, she’s actually been thinner. Right after splitting with Three Whiskers Orly, Kate was thin like death and though in recent months she’s appeared to have bounced back, by maybe a measly 5 pounds, clearly there’s a limit to her healthy threshold. Full Story
