Tommy Lee Gossip
Two skanky scabs who can’t stay apart – Tommy Lee has revealed exclusively to Rolling Stone that he and Pamela Anderson are back together. She’s moved into the house with their sons and they’re trying to make it work… again. Full Story
Had no idea it would be like what it was. All they said was that Motley Crue was making an announcement – the inaugural Crue Fest this summer and a new album – and we were invited to the press conference and interviews with the band afterwards. Full Story
Pam and Tommy took their boys out for a movie yesterday in Malibu, apparently narrowly avoiding a run-in with Rick Salomon who has filed fraud claims of his own against Pam (she did the same) as they both move to annul their 2 month marriage. Annulment. Not divorce. Curious. You will note – Rick is considerably wealthier than Pam. Full Story
Breathe easy. Xenu is not torturing us with any more Pam progeny. In an interview tonight with E! Canada’s bimbo denies the recent reports: No more kids. No more kids. Of her pending divorce from Rick Salomon, she goes on to say: "I wish him the best. It's a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms. Full Story
Pam’s romantic resumé is all class. Her two ex-husbands, seated a few tables apart, apparently could not stop taunting each other. Needless to say, because all white trash confrontations end in a scrap, they ended up coming to blows, with Kid decking Tommy hard before security stepped in to drag them out. Full Story
Galliano for Dior Haute Couture Fall Winter 07/08 – always over the top, always exquisite, always completely impractical…but it’s couture, right? Why be sensible if you can afford a 50 thousand dollar dress? This year however marked the House of Dior’s 60th anniversary and on the heels of the sudden death of Galliano’s stalwart best friend Steven Robinson, anticipation for the show was particularly heightened with many wondering if John could possibly pull it off without his right hand. Full Story
Coincidence or conspiracy? Janice Min declares a ban on Paris Hilton, People Magazine whips out its new cover: an exclusive with Hollywood Ebola complete with photo shoot and interview. So now People Magazine is the prophet for the new Paris Hilton? If you are a subscriber to the magazine, you probably aren’t too impressed, are you? And how changed can one person be if the first priority post-prison is to fix her weave and pose for a photo? Bitch… please. Full Story
“Stable” condition? Oh please. So Hollywood Ebola has ADD and is claustrophobic. The way they’re talking it’s like none of the other inmates have suffered any worse. But still it warrants VIP treatment and coddling, conveniently from some power player who may or may not have received financial favours from her grandfather… And still the sympathy train continues: Poor Paris is deteriorating, poor Paris is on the verge of a nervous breakdown…who the hell is buying this shit??? How about Poor Paris just needs a double bump? A line of coke and a c*ck come next week, when she gets out, and all will be right again. Full Story
“These are incredible people of our time, involved in this effort to make Africa better, to get Africa self-sufficient, and to try to get rid of aids on the continent." Shot by Annie Leibovitz on 20 different covers – 21 major names posing for Africa like a “visual chain letter” promoting awareness and discussion about the future of Africa. Full Story
I suppose I can understand the decision on the part of Marvel Studios – Edward Norton plays dark and conflicted and morose and depressed better than almost anyone else. And what better adjectives to describe The Hulk? But according to early reports, the sequel to Ang Lee’s 2003 box office disaster will be “less serious” with a much more comic-book feel… like smash, wham, bam, no relevant dialogue, just visual hypnosis. Full Story
Double Hotness – Leo and Djimon Hounsou, sweaty and intense and, at one point, exchanging blows.
Total quiveration.
Blood Diamond comes out on DVD on March 20th and I have five copies (2 disc special edition!) to give away to 5 lucky readers. If you’re interested, send an email to Lainey@laineygossip. Full Story
Most of you know Zhang Ziyi from Memoirs of a Geisha: Sayuri competes with Hatsumomo under the wise tutelage of Mameha and wins the heart of the Chairman.
Check out ZZ with her new man at a basketball game the other day – very little, if any, makeup and absolutely beautiful. Better stripped down in fact than dressed up. Full Story
Apparently she's the most fertile woman on the planet...DESPITE those ridiculous rumours about double genitalia.
For the benefit of new readers to the site, it's one of those Hollywood urban legends: someone inevitably knows someone else who went to a medical conference where some doctor, in a colossal breach of patient confidentiality, explains that Jamie Lee Curtis and Nicole Kidman were both born intersex and both families opted to make them girls. Full Story
Speaking of Scarlett and Josh – The Black Dahlia co-starring Hilary Swank and Aaron Eckhart comes out on DVD next Tuesday, December 26 and I have 3 copies to give away. Scarjo’s tits apparently feature prominently, though not bare, I hear they do a great job of asserting themselves into every scene. Full Story
As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t.
Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday.
And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow!
DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee:
“I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story
TMZ is breaking news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock just a few weeks after her much publicized miscarriage and the laptop incident with Denise Richards.
Shocker?
No. On many counts.
If you’ve been reading my column, this should be no surprise – way back on November 13th I reported that Denise, in addition to attacking photographers and senior citizens, was also rumoured to be selling out Pam, telling her business to everyone, including her mother during a cell phone conversation when she was overheard blabbing that Pam’s marriage to Kid was in the shits, that she regretted marrying him, and that Kid was actually more volatile than Tommy Lee. Full Story
Only a Queen like Clay could inspire this much controversy.
On Friday he disrespected Kelly Ripa, on Monday she went on a 3 minute rant about his impropriety, taking issue with him putting his unclean hands over her mouth, today Rosie O’Donnell criticised her for being homophobic, and they went at each other this morning on The View – well, kind of. Full Story
My favourite, favourite, favourite supermodel of all time. As a child of the 80s, how can you not love Linda?
Leeeen-da! Leeeen-da!
I remember living off of Fashion Television, aching to be her, aching for that haircut…watching George Michael's Freedom video over and over, for almost 2 months, an oversized sweater and chunky legs is all I ever wore. Full Story
Who can out-drama Lindsay Lohan these days? My girl is owning it and she is living it and like all spoiled celebrities, she has now taken to complaining about it. Praise Goddess - what would smut be like without Lilo?
I'm sure you've heard the latest, right? Lindsay swarmed by pappies as she was leaving The Ivy the other day (see attached), prompting an anguished email to Perez Hilton, lamenting her fate, a desperate plea for compassion, even though she just happened to be breaking bread at THE place to go if and when you need to be noticed. Full Story
Before you jump to conclusions, Cam is NOT cheating on JT and Cam is NOT hooking up with Tommy Lee, although they partied together in LA on Saturday night at Forty Deuce - a burlesque bar with some pretty crazy ass dancers. Cameron was flying solo that eve and Tommy was there as well, naturally they held court in VIP, and at one point, she displayed a few of her own tricks, reaching one of her long legs over her head, inspiring Tommy to do the same. Full Story
