Tori Spelling Gossip
Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story
Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist. Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to his masterful golddiggery that he is acknowledging this daughter as his only daughter when in fact, he and Mary Jo Eustace had just adopted a baby girl when he walked out on them for Tori three years ago. Full Story
You know I’ve been saying it for months: under the right light, when she’s rockin’ her best angles, my Rumey is not ugly. With a new hair cut at a length that’s just so, Rumer Willis is finally proving that she’s actually straight up cute. See? Here’s Rumey last night at the launch of the Op campaign – she is featured in the ads. Full Story
This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending. Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring a planeto do that sky-writing business … see attached. Full Story
Kevin Federline Jr has much to celebrate today. It has been confirmed that his wife Tori Spelling will reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new 90210 debuting this fall. Donna owns a swanky boutique in Beverly Hills. Full Story
By celebrity standards, Pamela Anderson must be poor. Poor and tacky – a terrible combination. Too bad she’s still a Canadian. Yes. She’s an American now too, after having received official citizenship, but she was born in Canada. She plans one day to return to and retire in Canada. Full Story
Who think of Tori Spelling as an icon. And I know lots of gays. Not one of them – NOT ONE – can bear Tori Spelling. You know why? Because gays like pretty things. And schmaltzy singers. As you well know, Tori Spelling is not pretty. Nor is she a schmaltzy singer. But according to DListed.com... Full Story
For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210- B List forever- Homewrecker- Famewhore- Father ignorer - Golddigger husband- 2 kids- The end Still…there are fools in this world. Full Story
Some people are seriously delusional. Like…BADLY delusional. So delusional it’s almost offensive. So it was reported today that the CW is planning a 90210 spin-off, trying to capitalise on the success of Gossip Girl. Full Story
This has totally made my life. KFed and his Junior are rockin’ the same ‘do! Junior copies his mentor yet again! Sweet Xenu, has it been 2 weeks? 2 weeks since anyone’s cared about Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr? Apparently they tried unsuccessfully several days ago to get “candidly” papped but no outlets ran the pics, which is perhaps why Junior decided to follow his master KFed who modeled the same cut at fashion week (see attached). Full Story
So here’s the latest “candid” photo of Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Junior out for a family walk and showing off a remarkably large baby bump. Remarkably large because just a month ago, she was somehow photographed in full maquillage working out kick boxing with her goldigger. Full Story
I really should save this for a Friday, to send you roaring with laughter into the weekend. But it’s too good. It’s too f&cking good. And it’s so f&cking Rossum you will lose your sh*t. Promise. So in the February issue of Self Magazine, Tori Spelling is featured in the “My TrueSelf” section, something about how and where she finds inspiration, complete with photos of her dogs, an obligatory pimp of her new jewellery line, and of course… The Junior. Full Story
Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Full Story
While the real stars kept out of sight during Golden Globe weekend, the D List was out in full bloom, with Tori Spelling and KFed Junior leading the way at a few of the gifting suites. Here’s Junior doing what he does best – freeloading off of someone else’s generosity alongside both his bank accounts: his eyesore of a wife, of course, and his son Liam. Full Story
While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters with a paparazzo. Full Story
Little Liam isn’t even a year and already Tori Spelling has worked her way back to pre-baby shape – as you can see, a set of flat abs to go along with the brand new boob job she supposedly gave her husband as a push present. Most women receive push presents in return for their labour pains, but since Tori married a golddigging KFed Jr, she will always be the one doing the giving. Full Story
Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior holding his tiny child, trying to look contemplative and transformed. Full Story
He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure. As you can see, Junior has actually found something to do. Full Story
Jennifer and Marc showed up at Movies Rock yesterday. As you can see, she is very, very pregnant. And very, very beautiful. And now I see that nose thing all you pregnancy know-it-alls are talking about. It is a little fatter, isn’t it? Still…she looks divine. And irresistibly happy. You smile when she smiles. Full Story
I’ll take the dog. Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr showed up in NYC on Saturday at The Out 100 Awards. You know how gays love drag queens. As you can see, she has her push presents full on display. Normally, as I understand it from ALL of my girlfriends popping out children, it’s now becoming in vogue for baby fathers to present their baby mothers with gifts upon baby delivery. Full Story
