Vanessa Paradis Gossip
While Granny Freeze and Madonna desperate try to hold back time with Botox, yoga, and thousand dollar elixirs, chainsmoking Johnny Depp somehow manages to stay exactly the same… It’s the genes. Quiver over your Lifetime Man, in Florida the other night reuniting with his band The Kids for a charity concert. Full Story
Who’s the hotter Hollywood dad? Brad or Depp? The Brange has been undercover for several days now, perhaps nesting before the birth of the Holy Twins, so it was the elusive Johnny Depp who arrived on Saturday in California where he spent Father’s Day weekend before heading back to Chicago to resume work on Public Enemies. Full Story
Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people milling about all the time during a shoot, suspend cynicism for a moment and imagine it’s just Johnny behind the camera watching Vanessa watching him. Full Story
Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an offer on the house to all other potential buyers the house is immediately off the market, sadly this one (at least the one mentioned by Us Weekly) is still on the market. Full Story
Between Marion Cotillard and Vanessa Paradis, it is full on French Heaven these days. Can’t decide whose life I covet more: Marion has an Oscar and Guillaume Canet and she looks the way she looks but Vanessa has Johnny and her amazing gap teeth and that je ne sais quoi – like here winning best female pop song at the Victoires de la Musique on Saturday in a beater and a polka dot tie and suspenders. Full Story
Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story
Can you imagine? Can you imagine calling Johnny Depp “my boyfriend”? F*ck! An interview with Vanessa Paradis a few weeks ago on style and fashion… Hate her! Love her! And she loves Feist! How I get dressed Singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, 35, on individual style, Johnny Depp and vintage Interview by Neil Norman Sunday February 10, 2008 The Observer I don't think that much about fashion. Full Story
Hers was my favourite black dress – beautifully constructed, up close you could see the gathers, and the way it fit around her waist was amazing. It was the first time I’d seen them together… was well worth the wait. Between Johnny and Vanessa, it’s not really porn like Pitt Porn - the kind of porn that causes a hush along a press line, or the kind of porn that makes evened seasoned journalists giddy – but rather a sweetness that affirms it is possible to find something authentic in a town that is for the most part so full of sh*t. Full Story
Only Johnny’s girl. Vanessa Paradis at the NRJ Awards making leather pants look chic and also making a fool out of anyone else who wants to try it. Want to flog myself for not appreciating her sooner. For criminally criticising her past Oscar originality. The shame! Depps will be a highlight at the Kodak this year. Full Story
Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting her new album. Full Story
Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Below attached is the album cover for Divindylle, the new release from Vanessa Paradis. Also included are promotional photos for the album.
So who painted this piece – an imitation, if you will, of the work of Gustav Klimt who is one of Vanessa’s favourite artists?
Johnny…that’s who.
You’re quivering even harder now, aren’t you?
But…ahem… does it look a little like KM? Just asking. And thanks to Yvonne in Hong Kong for sending it along.
In Rainbows… Radiohead… been listening for 24 hours straight. It gets better every time - killer music to go along with a killer book. Am intensely in love with a new book. So intense that if the book were a man, I’d drop my entire life and run off with him…you know how that is? Am tempted to stay in bed all day and finish.
Le sigh.
Unfortunately, Chicken Fried has other plans.
Thursday – blogging all day long!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
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Johnny Depp knows best. A few years ago when he showed up with his Vanessa at countless awards shows looking like they’d just gotten off her broom, I wasn’t feelin’ it all too hard. I'm a daft cow. Of course he’d be with a woman who dresses off centre, of course our Johnny would never end up with the prom queen, of course Vanessa Paradis is his perfect match. Full Story
A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story
