Vin Diesel Gossip
Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story
Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story
Long time readers of my column know my views on Jake's maybe gaybe status. And while I don't think he's Toothy Tile, it doesn't mean I'm 100% convinced he's straight. We have debated this to death, and you can refresh your memories here... Full Story
When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, far from trashy (she pulls out the best silver EVERY time we go over for dinner. Full Story
There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid as f&ck, and very, very sexually aggressive. Full Story
Dear gossips,
Not a particularly dazzling weekend in gossip which isn't surprising when you consider the Oscars are exactly a week away. Just as well, means we can get into the mailbag. But first - a word about the Oscar contest for those who have yet to enter. Please read the instructions on the ballot before making your predictions. 'Class' refers to your geographical location - Canada or International - fill it out so that I can determine where y'all are at. Thanks!
In today's issue: Milla Jovovich turns my crank, shocker of shockers - Vin Diesel kisses…a woman????, Josh Holloway at the gym, celebrity cellulite in Hawaii, and your smutty riddle guesses.
Oh.My.Sh*t. Vin Diesel kissing a woman??? Apparently yes. As you can see from my good friends in Sweden. Does Shrek really prefer chicks? Or is that just a man in drag? Check out the wig, the hands, and the nose, y'all. Very debatable, non? Full Story
I admit Vin isn't going to ever win an Oscar but if you've ever watched fast and the furious, there is one scene that will send you into a fantasy world like no other. The scene where Vin Diesel and his girlfriend are in the garage working on Paul Walkers pimped out car, Vin and his girlfriend start to make out (standing up), he grabs her ass and lifts her up to carry to the couch. Full Story
OK, let’s have it out once and for all. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence.
How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously plucked eyebrows?? Check, check, check. Full Story
Have no idea why some people consider him a quiver-worthy babe. Really??? Because I wouldn't f*ck Vin Diesel even if it meant Joaquin an hour later. And not just because he looks like Shrek. Truth be told though, Vin wouldn't want me either and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm bitchy and unattractive. Full Story
Before I launch into this week's smutty riddle, please read the following about blind item guesses. There are many of you who are new to the site…WELCOME! Just a reminder to read through the archives when you have a chance so that you'll know who's already been eliminated from contention. I'm definitely thinking of adding a section to the site that summarises all the clues and the hints. Full Story
Is it Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel? I heard this way back.
Dear Paula:
Very similar situation. But as you said, it was way back. And Tom doesn't frequent young Hollywood clubs these days. As for Vin - too obvious. Think less Shrek, more Hercules…in a manner of speaking. Full Story
Well, sh*t. I just don’t know what to say about this. In fact, I have a special name for this kind of art. Greco Roman Gay. Fitting for Vin Diesel perhaps, but I’m pretty sure Matt’s Texan homeboys aren’t going to have a damn good thing to say when they see their local superstar getting his balls cupped for art. Full Story
See attached of his Highness arriving with an entire neighbourhood in tow. It was an entrance more practised, more rehearsed, and – gasp! – more stomach-churning than Paris Hilton herself…and you know that can’t be good. Sure, he’s a multi-platinum selling artist. Yes, he’s now the CEO of his own record label. Full Story
Hollywood premieres are most definitely fluffy affairs. No one really watches the movie. And most people just show up to get photographed. Still...your rank as a respectable heavyhitter definitely matters at a debut when it comes to attendance and popularity. Case in point...when Vin Diesel releases a film, only his co-stars, his publicists, and shrieking emotionally stunted Asian girls pay attention. Full Story
Hey gossips!
After a heavy smut rush in January and February, things have slowed waaaaay down in celebrity central. Case in point - the #1 movie this weekend was the Pacifier, starring Shrek lookalike, Vin Diesel. Even the studios are on vacay! Which means it's a perfect time for me to take a gossip break...One week. Still, before the hiatus, a short column to catch up on some minor events. Here are today's items...
Don't lie. I know you used to watch Blossom. And I know some of you had a teensy crush on him. He was Joey Tribiani before Joey Tribiani...wasn't he? Personally, I wasn't a big fan. Not because I didn't watch the show - loved it! - but mostly because I didn't like guys with long, curly mullety hair. Full Story
So you wanna know who wins the award for most greedy celeb at Sundance this year? You got it. Perennial B-list favourite Pam Anderson, who set a new standard in freeloading at the Diesel event last Sunday when she pilfered a black jacket from the personal suitcase of a Diesel staffer (her own coat, the only coat she brought with her) and refused to give it back. Full Story
Where are the people who find him sexy? Please identify yourselves. Now take a look at this recent photo of Vin at the London premiere of Riddick. Is it just me... or does he look a lot like Shrek??? I'll attach a photo just to help you out. See??? Full Story
Rosario Dawson is a lucky duck. Earlier this year she bagged Colin Farrell on the set of the upcoming Alexander (this was before he had wild sex with Angelina Jolie)...now gossips say she's landed Jason Lewis, the hunka burnin' love from Sex & the City, and a current member of my freebie 5 list. Apparently they were all over each other at Vin Diesel's bday party last week in Miami, coming up for air only when they were being escorted in to a limo waiting to take them somewhere more private. Full Story
