#rumorestimmortalis: vitaminwater Faculty of Celebrity Studies Faculty Tour 2014
Perfect timing. Conscious uncoupling WILL be discussed, I promise. Look, don’t let anyone tell you that gossip isn’t important. In a thousand years, when a future civilisation wants to learn about who we are and what we’re doing, they’re not going to watch a f-cking hockey game. They’re going to be analysing our reaction to Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.
Join me as we crusade for gossip! Much love to vitaminwater, our scholastic benefactors, for helping to make this happen.
The Faculty Tour stops are as follows:
Ottawa: April 7 (6-9pm)
Calgary: April 10 (4:30 - 6:30pm)
Vancouver: April 12 (1-3pm)
We are giving away 5 pairs of tickets (you and your study buddy) for each city by random draw. Location, curriculum, and other details will follow once the names have been drawn. If you would like to come, please email firstname.lastname@example.org with “vitaminwater Faculty Tour 2014 - <enter city>” as the title (replace ‘enter city’ with either Vancouver, Calgary, or Ottawa) before 1pm ET on Thursday April 3, 2014 for Ottawa, and before 1pm ET on Friday April 4, 2014 for Calgary and Vancouver. We will contact those whose names are drawn by email so stay close to your inboxes on those afternoons!
Looking forward to seeing you all (again)!
PS…Ottawa if your name doesn’t get drawn, would love to see you at my book signing at Indigo Rideau (47 Rideau St.) on Tuesday April 8th at 7pm!