Good Morning Vagina Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 11:03:51 November 28, 2008 11:03:51

Those Jonas Brothers were on Good Morning America today donating their coats and a $10K cheque. Ummm…that’s it? $10K is a lot of money for us. $10K is chump change for them. $10K is how much they spend on styling products. For real.

And the cost is clear. Not one hair out of place on all three of them. I especially love how that skinny scarf is looped just so around Joe’s neck, almost as though it’s not actually a scarf, but a necklace. A chunky gold link that would go perfectly with a plain black tee, smudged black eyeliner, and clear lipgloss. I know because it’s what I wore out for dinner a few nights ago.

Right?

And…

Really???

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle? That girl is gorgeous. And she is rumoured to have dated Tom Sturridge and hangs out with Robert Pattinson and the new dirty undercover party crew in Hollywood. They are not afraid of alcohol. Or vaginas.

So what could she possibly want with a vagina virgin, his purity ring, and the Mickey Mouse shadow that accompanies them on their dates?

Don’t understand.

Photos from Wenn.com


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