Will Smith Gossip
They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story
The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story
I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will Smith and Charlize Theron at the Russian premiere of Hancock today, smarter than Mischa Barton will ever be. Full Story
Stars everywhere at the Laker game last night but not even the super ones could help, watching impotently as the Lakers blew a 24 point deficit to go down a seemingly insurmountable 1-3 in the series. Am still hoping this thing can go 7. Possible? Will Smith thinks it is. He and Jada were on hand, courtside of course, although Hancock was powerless against the Celtic triumvirate in Game 4. Full Story
I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… contrived. Nowadays it’s like he’s taken a page from the GMD: totally rehearsed, pandering, maybe not so creepy, but also completely devoid of spontaneity. Full Story
Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless nonetheless. Also attached – Charlize on the cover of the new issue of W gearing up for a whirlwind promotional tour for Hancock with Will Smith. Full Story
After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story
Connor Cruise has caught the acting bug and will be joining the family business. Connor has just signed on to Seven Pounds alongside the GMD’s BFF Will Smith and will play Will’s son, making all of their lives further intertwined. Full Story
Mike Myers will host the MTV Movie Awards as part of the promotional lead-up to the release of The Love Guru. No doubt, his spoof clips will be hilarious. For the viewer that is. The real question though – will they be hilarious for the people working on them? Or will they have to overcome the monumental difficulty of producing the features without actually looking at or talking to their star? What??? But Mike is Canadian! Canadians are NEVER douchebags… right? Please. Full Story
Will Smith is every kind of perfect. But for the GMD. And it’s not the maybe gaybe, but the fraud of the maybe gaybe. The fraud of the maybe gaybe and the friendship with the little fraud. Because if Will Smith was a definitely gaybe, and openly definitely gaybe, Will Smith would be eve more perfect. Full Story
Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. Full Story
You’d have to be brain dead and paralysed – or Barbara Walters – not to feel at least a little tingle. Check out Will Smith training on the beach the other day for a new role… Helllloooo! No wonder Tom Cruise wants to be around him all the time. Wouldn’t you??? According to Hollywood legend, there’s supposedly a super secret enclave called The Spa hidden in the Hills where major motion picture movie stars go to do a little bonding. Full Story
Bet you Tom Cruise had Wednesday circled on his calendar all week long: dinner with Will & Jada, the highlight of the month. Can you picture him hustling poor Katie, dazed and glassy eyed, out the door? But really…who can blame him? F*ck Will Smith is hot. Love the way he holds his body, even in the car. Full Story
Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, the GMD and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting Katie! We LOVE Presenting Katie! And so does Tom Cruise! Here they are, as usual she is slouching and as usual she is impeccably dressed like a lady 15 years older, with the loveliest purple Louboutins, deciding not to blow out her bob, as her husband and protector looks on proudly. Full Story
The GMD isn’t shy about professing his love for his amazing, marvellous, incredible Katie. Oprah’s couch and fist pumps, motorcycle rides that thrilled her virgin heart, and a proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower – well no wonder he made her life. Rest assured, the GMD’s BFF Will Smith isn’t far behind in the romance department. Full Story
Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and the GMD covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with the GMD, allegedly (according to Andrew Morton) Xenu’s #2, continues to blossom. Full Story
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed. Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business. Full Story
It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the GMD’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After all, this is Will Smith. Plus – Will Smith will own the box office this holiday season. Full Story
Love(d) them. So much. Wanted badly to believe. But then the unmistakable signs started surfacing. And you know their children are apparently homeschooled with L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Technology” right? Just saying… to those who still remain sceptical… if that doesn’t clinch it for you, what else does? But still… looking at them, and their chemistry together, it’s hard not to want the chills, chills, chills and the gaygay rumour mill to go far, far away. Full Story
Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard to see why Tom is so enamoured. From head to toe, the sweater, the jeans, the way they fit… Will Smith is the hotness. Full Story
