So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how they cast the host of SNL these days. I mean, come on, it’s like some SNL exec rolled out of bed, realized he loved the least memorable character from Clueless, cast Paul Rudd, Justin Timberlake, and Jimmy “Hack! Hack! Motherf-cking hack!” Fallon for December hosts and musical guests, and we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.
Here are 100 people I’d rather get into the kitchen and rearrange some things for, because in the end it’s like, “without Jimmy Fallon”, the more the merrier for SNL hosts.
1) Tilda Swinton
2) Nicolas Cage
3) Alicia Silverstone
4) Lena Dunham
5) Mindy Kaling + anyone Mindy Kaling might recommend.
6) Courtney Cox
7) Jennifer Aniston
8) Kendrick Lamar
9) Tracy Morgan
10) Jane Krakowski
11) Lisa Simpson
12) Ally McBeal + anyone who was ever on that show
16) Claire Danes
17) Glenn Close
18) Melissa McCarthy again
19) CELINE DION you guys, like c’mon, fucking Celine for 15 points
34) Zachary Quinto
35) Ian McKellan
36) RuPaul
37) Kim Kardashian (Lainey: God, Dean. NO.)
38) Michael Fassbender
39) Benedict Cumberbach
40) Benicio Del Toro
41) Tara Reid + Jedward
42) Damon Wayans Jr.
43) Tyra Banks
44) Mariah Carey
45) Naomi Campbell
46) The last 3 ideas at the same time
47) Kristin Bell
48) Mo’nique
49) Logan Marshall Green
50) Eli Roth
51) Channing Tatum again
52) Michael B Jordan
53) Aisha Tyler
54) James Marsden
55) Chris Pratt
56) Anna Faris
57) Kenley Collins
58) Rihanna
59) Tom Hiddleston
60) Janet Jackson
61) CAMERON F-CKING DIAZ
62) Octavia Spencer
63) Taylor Swift
64) Kristin Ritter
65) A really beautiful dog
66) Kenya Moore
67) Daniel Radcliffe
68) Gwyneth + a cute guy she endorses
69) Marion Cotillard
70) Max Greenfield
71) Lana Del Rey doing those Lana Loops again
72) ANNA KENDRICK
73) Penelope Cruz
74) The return of Renee Zellwegger
75) Rachel McAdams
76) Diane Keaton
77) Mae Whitman
78) Brittany Murphy reincarnated (+10 points)
79) Lorelai
80) Sherry Sheppard
81) Andrew Rannells
82) Oprah
83) Ja’mie
84) Janelle Monae
85) Miss Piggy + the other girl Muppets
96) Zayn or Liam
97) Julie Klausner
98) Tom Cruise
99) Mike Yerxa
100)Ashlee Simpson
(Lainey: this is a fun game. What’s your list?)