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Elle Macpherson. Can you believe this bitch is 43???

43???

I don’t care if she’s had work done. EVERYONE has had work done. So if getting work done evens the playing field, it just means she’s still head and shoulders and body, THE body, above everyone else.

Funny thing is – I hear she’s a fiend. Rumour has it she comes on SUPER strong. Like scary strong. And indiscriminately too. No matter what his status. So if she likes him, she’s after him.

But then why is she single?

Apparently, at times, it’s TOO much. Which sounds f&cked up to me. I mean can you really get too much of Elle Macpherson?

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