A waste of Good Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 16:06:02 December 12, 2011 16:06:02

This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that heΓÇÖs single, or the fact that heΓÇÖs not dating anyone famous...well... itΓÇÖs a waste of Good Gossip.

Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot.


Infinitely more interesting than Scarjo and gross Sean Penn, right?

But even if it canΓÇÖt be Scarjo, I mean IΓÇÖll take Colin and Zoe Saldana, Colin and Noomi Rapace, Colin and Michelle Williams...

Colin and Michelle Williams...

I just shuddered from pleasure at the prospect and the possibility of that Gossip Wish.

Genie up that one please. Moving it to the top 5.

God, I might have to scramble up my List again to make room him after these shots. How is this not sexier than Bradley Cooper???


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