They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope.

This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’t want him for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. By the way, I’m told you can find breakfast, lunch, and dinner on YouPorn. Not that you’d ever visit YouPorn…right?

And finally… because all sh*t leads back to Ebola Paris Hilton…you know they hooked up, right? You know they tussled a while back, at the height of his popularity, right? After that came rehab and hardship.

Hollywood Ebola destroys everything.

Blame Paris Hilton for everything.

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