Dear Gossips,

Have you read Adele’s TIME cover story yet? Adele, as always, is candid and warm. And decidedly UNprecious. The woman has sold almost 6 million copies of 25 in just four weeks – which is f-cking bananas – and she remains totally UNprecious. I mean obviously the entire article is worth your time. But these are my two standout moments.

At one point, she’s wearing a Burberry dress before a performance but has to change. Because she went to pet a dog and got pissed on. So, you know, they had a Givenchy on standby.


About those rumours that she shut the door on a Beyoncé collaboration?

“Whoever started that rumor must have been having a laugh," she declares, "because anyone who knows me knows that my main priority in life outside of my child is Beyoncé."

Click here and here to read more about Adele in TIME.

Yours in gossip,