Adnan granted an exclusive interview to Entertainment Tonight (claims he wasn’t paid for it) and announced that his relationship with Britney is “far from over”. To prove his point, he and Britney were seen hand in hand yesterday making several stops for the paps on their way to some hotel in Beverly Hills.

Still… in spite of the fact that their photo ops appear to be so well timed, AFed insists that he is not exploiting his Chicken Fried affair to sell images:

"No, never. In time I think people will understand that."

And Adnan was honest about his intentions:

"I"d be lying if I said no (that I don’t want to marry her."

Well f&ck. Of course he wants to marry her. I’d want to marry her too. She makes $750K a month, she can easily be talked into scrapping a pre-nup… who wouldn’t want to marry her???

Adnan revealed to ET that he and Britney became “romantic” before Christmas and that despite diagnoses from the public that her problems stem from a bipolar disorder, Adnan insists that she’s sane.

"She didn"t understand why she was taken to the hospital. She didn"t feel the need to be there. I think she was just afraid of what was going to happen. It doesn"t mean you are crazy. She is not crazy at all. She never has suicidal tendencies. You"ve got to understand the love she has for her kids outweighs anything else."

Of course simply saying she’s not crazy has its advantages, non? When he’s defending himself for stealing from her down the road, that is.

And speaking of her love for her children… Britney shocked everyone on Monday when she actually turned up (almost an hour late) for her deposition and managed to suffer through it. She’s expected to do the same again today because according to Adnan:

"Her primary focus is on re-establishing a relationship with (them). She doesn"t talk about a strategy to get them back. That"s something that"s very private to her. She loves those kids – it pains her a lot."

Yes but she loves herself more. Which is why she looks so happy to have been photographed again yesterday with her reconciled lover, with whom she supposed wants to make another baby!

Said Adnan:

“She has a very maternal instinct. She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant. I think she was hoping she was pregnant with my child (when she bought the pregnancy test.)"

Clever bastard – pretty much confirming their relationship is sexual. Not that there was any doubt. But now it’s bold and underlined. And she does look happy about it, non?

Here they are yesterday out and about. Can’t this bitch eat without spilling sh-t on her tit?

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