I know, right?

You spend all that time fantasising about Charlie Hunnam or Idris Elba or Rihanna or Olivia Munn and then Adrien Brody comes along and shows you that he’s the only flavour you ever wanted, the only standard of sexy.

What could be sexier than what you’re looking at right now? The douchebag upward tilt of the chin. The hat of an asshole. Those legs spread apart like his dick can’t be contained because it’s about to take all the pleasure available in the universe and put it inside of you.

Picture Him On Top Of You and tell me if you still have the will to f-ck.