Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth!

I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. It’s breaking my heart.

Here he is last night at the Banksy premiere in LA getting all pose-y with the spray cans and his leather gloves. The night before he wore army shorts and red kicks, sat courtside at the Laker game beside a really red-faced friend and kept his shades on during the game.

I mean...

There comes a time when you have to stop making allowances for someone. For Adrien I’m running out. I don’t think I have any left.

Photos from Wenn.com and London Ent/Splashnewsonline.com