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Beautiful aging Hollywood stars and older celebrities.

Angela Bassett at 59

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at July 20, 2018 14:30:28 July 20, 2018 14:30:28

On August 16th, Angela Bassett will turn 60. If you’ve been watching Angela Bassett slay the sh-t out of every red carpet she’s been a part of lately or for the last 33 years of her career, you know how ridiculous that fact is. SIXTY. She looks incredible. She gets that a lot. In a new interview with Net-a-Porter Full Story

It’s Taika Time! with bonus Paul Rudd

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 24, 2018 15:28:32 April 24, 2018 15:28:32
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Taika Waititi, as far as we know, is not directing another Marvel movie. He directed the third installment in Chris Hemsworth’s reign as Thor, and unless Hemsworth renegotiates, he’ll be done after Avengers 4 next year, so it’s not like there’s already another Thor movie in development for Waititi to jump into. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch in a rom-com

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2018 15:51:56 March 14, 2018 15:51:56
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This Hot Bitch is what I’ve been calling Sharon Stone, for years now. And now she’s 60 years old, just turned on March 10th. Sharon has a new movie coming out – it’s called All I Wish. It’s a rom-com. She does NOT play the mother of Dakota Johnson. She IS the Dakota Johnson. Full Story

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George Clooney: on fights and barf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2017 16:21:52 August 29, 2017 16:21:52
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The Venice Film Festival begins tomorrow. TIFF kicks off a week Thursday. I’ve started seeing some of the films and Sarah’s coming to Toronto too and we’re working out her screening schedule right now so let us know what you think she should put on her list. What will definitely be on her list is George Clooney Full Story

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Famous Moms & Daughters: Demi, Scout, and Tallulah edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2016 21:41:49 February 11, 2016 21:41:49
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Also at the Saint Laurent event last night – Demi Moore with two youngest daughters Scout and Tallulah. God Demi looks great lately, doesn’t she? Great like from inside. Which makes me sound like an asshole, but there’s just no other way to say it. Because she’s gorgeous, always has been, and always more when she’s happy, and…well… I mean this is all Photo Assumption but I’m seeing real happiness here, are you? She just seems so comfortable. Full Story

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Susan’s SAG breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 17:50:40 February 1, 2016 17:50:40
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Susan Sarandon presented the In Memoriam tribute at the SAGs on Saturday night. She wore a pantsuit with a bra underneath. And some people were pissed. Some people also slagged her for how her tits looked which confuses me because they look great, don’t they look great? Would we be having the same conversation if she wasn’t 69 but rather 29? I mean, it’s a pantsuit. Full Story

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A New Year with My Obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2016 22:13:55 January 5, 2016 22:13:55
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My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, went out last night for dinner in LA. You know what I love about her? I love that she’s keeping her own face. And that she’s not always heavily made up. That said, is it wrong for me to appreciate that? Serious question. I mean, if she wants to youth-tweak and youth-contour, that’s cool too. Full Story

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Rob & Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2015 15:12:28 December 9, 2015 15:12:28
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Rob Lowe received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. He could have received it 20 years ago and he would still look exactly the same, what is the secret, seriously!?! If you’re a millennial you might not understand what Rob Lowe means to the generation that came before you but for those of you who did grow up in the Brat Pack era, I know you know and you remember – in many ways, Rob Lowe and crew were our introduction to pop culture, teen angst, and class. Full Story

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Time Bandit Paul Rudd and some ants in London

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 8, 2015 20:20:56 July 8, 2015 20:20:56
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Paul Rudd is stealing time. That is the only explanation. I have considered every possible option for how he has not aged in the last twenty years, and I have deduced that Paul Rudd is a time bandit. It’s the only thing that makes sense. He can’t be a vampire because he is frequently seen in daylight, and I don’t think there’s enough unicorn blood in the world to sustain someone for twenty years, which leaves the option that Paul Rudd is an extra-dimensional being who consumes earth time like water. Full Story

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Where was This Hot Bitch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2015 20:55:57 May 27, 2015 20:55:57
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As many of you pointed out in your Cannes emails…the reason why Cannes amfAR was so boring this year was because This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone wasn’t there. She’s there EVERY year. And they go bananas for her every year. That kind of adulation is addictive. I’ve seen her get off on it. Full Story

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