Ok, they’re not bad. I just liked the title.

Wolf sighting in Vancouver yesterday. From left to right: Chaske Spencer (Sam), Alex Meraz (Paul), and Kiowa Gordon (Embry) looking all wolfy badass but also kinda virgin paparazzi adorable...

See now, I’m not a Kellan Lutz fan. He seems kinda cheesy. So far, as a whole then, the Wolves are impressing more than the Vampires although in a quiver cage match involving Alex Meraz (seriously, he’s GORGEOUS) and Jackson Rathbone, how do the loins choose? Aiya. As my mother would say: welly, welly so much to thinking! (translation: very, very, so much to think about).

Anyway, the wolves have been shooting with Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart all week. Robert Pattinson has stayed away from set. His scenes haven’t come up yet. Still training, still hiding. You’ve seen the emails I’ve been receiving. And Pina from yesterday isn’t even the craziest loser-ist of the all. Can you blame the boy for trying to disappear? They say he’s presenting tomorrow at Kids’ Choice. Rob on a red carpet. Don’t lie. I know you’ve been waiting all week for it!

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