Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard were at a toy fair yesterday promoting Battleship.

Good way to end the day?

I really, really want to end the article, just like that. But... I also can’t keep my mouth shut. And, well, here’s the thing about dudes standing next to Alexander Skarsgard: he’s so f-cking tall that even average height men seem totally emasculated.

Like, look at how little TK is next to him!

And you’re thinking...

Jesus, is he really that little?

He’s not. I’ve stood next to him. He’s 5 ft 10ish. But in these shots, he seems 5 ft 6, right?

Alexander Skarsgard is the dude equivalent of posing next to Victoria Beckham for average size girls.