When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister.

Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. And so it looks like the show will focus primarily on Ali Lohan who is as hungry of a little tween bitch as you will ever see.

This is fameseeking in its purest form. In its most alarming form. This is fameseeking from a fourteen year old going on thirty. Watching her in action is scaring the Chinese out of my ass.

See below for a clip from Living Lohan – a monster is born.