All Hills look the same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:17:08 June 1, 2009 07:17:08

Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy hair, tanned, leggy, dumb.

And one of them is dating Chris Pine.

Audrina was interviewed by Seacrest last week and refused to deny the rumours, opting instead to change the subject, and offering no comments when pressed.

In other words, he’s totally f-cking her.

He could have anyone right now and he’s messing around with Stupid. Stupid.

Also – Chris Pine skipped the carpet last night.


Is Chris Pine really in a position to be skipping carpets right now?

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