See? This is what I’d rather be doing, creeping on the new Pitt Porn instead of chasing around a laser tag story. Because, well, look at them. Even the lighting is working for them. Remember when they were supposed to be broken up, like, 348 times by now? No, they’re still too horny looking to be broken up. Goddamn I love it so much. By the way, you’ve seen these too, right? Click here if not and give yourself a few minutes. You’ll need it.

As for that business about the filming permit in Bosnia – click here for a refresher – many of you emailed last week calling for her head when it was reported that the Jolie would not be allowed to shoot in Bosnia because she was making a movie about a rape victim falling in love with her rapist. As noted in my original article, the details were inconsistent, and the hair pulling was perhaps a little premature. Turns out that is indeed the case.

Jolie spoke exclusively with USA Today on Friday:

"It's very simple. There was a nasty rumor that (the film) was about a relationship that started with a rape and torture — and it's not."

The permit was restored today. She will be shooting in Bosnia soon. So now you can’t hate her anymore for this. Until you find another reason to do so, enjoy the distraction. Pitt Porn is so potent in Europe, non?


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and Flynetonline.com and Ditoj/Splashnewsonline.com