How to give me a gossip boner:


Any Brange.

But Brange in black on a red carpet. Brad looking at the Jolie all wanty and smug. Just a hint of the possibility of Pitt Porn. But not yet. Don’t reach for the ass yet. There are two more weeks of this. Save it. Build me towards it. Let it simmer. Turn me up slowly. It’s worth waiting for.

And God isn’t it nice to see him not wearing his favourite manila pants for a change? She’s dressed in character, in Maleficent darkness while Elle Fanning is matching her character in princess light.

They were at a private reception at Kensington Palace in London. And Maddox came along too.