Madonna’s annual Oscar party on Sunday night – the big news coming out of it was that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn were all over each other (and that might explain why she wore that sh-tty dress – click here for a refresher). You know what got buried under that though?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were there too.

Angelina and Madonna are supposed to hate each other. How does that change the narrative.

Come on. Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. So let’s bring Gwyneth Paltrow into it. Nothing pulls us closer than a common enemy. And now that G and Madonna have broken up, and G is tight with Jennifer Aniston, Madonna and the Jolie can form their own alliance.

Disappointingly, there have been no further details about what Brange was like at Madonna’s, only that they were on a guest list that included Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Matthew McConaughey, Gisele and Tom, Sandra Bullock, Mila and Ashton, Pink, Miley Cyrus, Leo with Toni Garrn, and Ellen with whom I hear Brange did spend some time talking to. McConaughey, I’m told, celebrated HARD and was sh-tfaced by the time he left. And it went on until 6am.

But the Jolie and Madonna? Is this happening in 2014? Like playdates and joint holidays?

Yes, please. We’re ready.

Here’s Madonna leaving the gym yesterday.