Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted together at the Dorchester in London on Saturday. You know who used to stay at the Dorchester? Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It was one of their favourites. They’d have massive rows there and then wake everyone up all over again with their f-cking.

The Brange’s visit was probably a lot less exciting, which is not to say they’re not capable of it, they just keep restricting our Pitt Porn viewing these days, only doling out in small amounts at festivals and premieres.

Anyway, as you can see, Angelina’s wedges, they’re very similar to Princess Catherine’s LK Bennett wedges. These days, as Kate continues to maintain a very, very, very slim frame, they could almost pass for each other in body shape. Sure, the Jolie has the memory of three babies around her belly, and may be more veiny, but I think they’re nearly the same – both very, very controlled about their food, obviously.

Like, neither of them would indulge in even one fry from McDonald’s. The Jolie leaves that up to the Chosen One who looked like she had to be restrained by her mother at one point because she was about to make a break for trouble. Here she is, with three of her siblings today in London getting shuffled back to the car after a visit to the aquarium before heading for the golden arches. Gwyneth Paltrow does not appove. G must think Angie is a terrible mother.


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