Some people were wondering whether or not Brad Pitt would be at the Oscars since he’s a producer on The Big Short. It was a Brangeless Oscars. And many of you have written to say that this year’s Oscars were short on big glamour, big excitement. Did that have anything to do with it? Would it have made a difference if they were there? Oh please, come on. It always makes a difference.

Brange was nowhere near Hollywood on Sunday night. Here’s Angelina with Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh arriving at LAX yesterday, supposedly after visiting Brad in London. Um, did you know Brad has a movie coming out this year during award season? Like US Thanksgiving? Directed by Robert Zemeckis, they’ve yet to give it a title but he’s co-starring with Marion Cotillard and they play spies during WWII who fall in love and get married but then all of it goes to sh-t when he finds out she’s a double agent… which… I think I’ve seen that movie before but, OK.

As for Angelina, she’s been in Cambodia working on First They Killed My Father. So there’s been a lot of back and forth for both of them, visiting each other on set. In case you were worried about how it is between them though, a couple of weeks ago, Brad was seen with Angelina in Cambodia feeling up her ass.