And the opposite of desperation…

Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin weight is almost all gone, save for a surprisingly UNconcave stomach.

By Victoria Beckham’s standards, that’s probably fat.

The Jolie as been in LA for over a week now, having spent Halloween trick or treating with the children as Brad flew to Chicago for Obama and Oprah and then to New York for Benjamin Button promo. Unlike Jennifer Aniston, Angelina has managed to come and go in LA under an invisibility cloak. Paps have tried in earnest but so far have not been cleared for go ahead outside the red carpet. So far, she hasn’t wanted to be photographed. Nor has she had to beg.

Like…The Ivy?!?!?!

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