GG Best Hair: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 20:16:20 January 16, 2012 20:16:20

An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesnΓÇÖt need to look like this. AngelinaΓÇÖs isnΓÇÖt perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seconds. I liked the plainness of it. I liked that you could see a few strands loose. That it wasnΓÇÖt plastered tight against her head, pulling back her eyebrows. Rather, all of it held back was just a curtain reveal to that crazy ass face.

God, can you believe this face?

Only this face and those lips made that dress tolerable. On anyone else youΓÇÖd be sh-tting on it otherwise. Duana said something to me when we were struggling to get going on writing tonight - donΓÇÖt think the Jolie doesnΓÇÖt f-ck around like this to make a point: IΓÇÖm so beautiful, only I can make WHITE AND RED not completely atrocious.

See?

You just realised that, didnΓÇÖt you?

Break it down and thatΓÇÖs what this is: WHITE AND RED at an awards show. But because sheΓÇÖs the one wearing it, wearing it with that insanely beautiful face, the white and red, it doesnΓÇÖt bother you so much. ThatΓÇÖs Angelina Jolie.

Not nearly enough cutaways of them though. If it were me directing the show, we would cut to them at least once in every block. I spoke to several people inside the ballroom after the event wrapped; they all confirmed Brange went heavy with the porn during breaks. At one point, after a kiss, he held on to her bottom lip with both of his for an extra beat or two before letting go. HOT, right??? WHY ARENΓÇÖT WE SEEING THIS? How many times do we have to look at Mr Scorsese? Mr Scorsese is an excellent movie director. This is why heΓÇÖs BEHIND the camera.

By the way, E! cameras shot both Brad and Angelina smoking after the show ended. IΓÇÖm telling you, the smoking balcony needs its own camera. Yes, yes. It would appear the Jolie not only doesnΓÇÖt mind BradΓÇÖs smoking, she also joins in.

Photos:
Wenn, Jason Merritt/Handout/Frazer Harrison/Getty

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