Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn?


Said it before, will say it again:

World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom

Don’t lie. You’d make that choice too.

To promote Wanted, Angelina Jolie sat down for a great new interview with Entertainment Weekly. Am pulling out some highlights, including the horny parts.

About Billy Bob’s blood:
No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic! I still love him dearly and think the world of him and I"m proud to have been his wife for a time. I don"t believe in regrets. It"s a dangerous habit to get into — it makes you pause in your life if you start thinking back and questioning yourself.

About mixing things up with Brad:
Well, certain things are private! But there"s a side of us that"s so mommy-daddy and then there"s a side of us that"s...very man and woman. I"ll leave it at that. We both like to ride motorcycles, we both like to fly planes, that"s the spirited side of us. Then the other side of us is very focused on silly mommy-daddy things. So I guess that"s extremes, but I just think of that as balance.

About being pregnant:
It"s all just so nice. You just really can"t complain about anything as long as you know the babies are looking healthy. The only thing that"s hard for me now is with twins and having four kids, there"s a lot of the doctor saying ""Stop picking them up as much."" But we"ve worked out a system where Brad just lifts them to me every time they want to come up. I just don"t bend down. I"ll scream, ""Honey!"" and he"ll come running and lift them up. Or they climb on chairs, so it"s not as big of a lift. So we"re trying to follow doctor"s orders, but I"m bending them a tiny bit.

(Can you imagine her saying "Honey"???)

About being pregnant and having sex:
No, I think it"s quite the opposite. It"s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you"re just so round and full.

About her in-laws:
Well, we weren"t expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don"t know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we"re going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others. Our real focus now is: How do we make sure that the babies" coming is not upsetting to other kids and makes them feel included. They"re old enough to feel included to change diapers themselves, to feed bottles themselves, like if I pump into a bottle. We"re trying to find ways where it can be a fun group thing. But the hard thing is every single day trying to find time for each of them privately. "Cause that"s our big thing. With our eldest, we have that last half an hour at night; Shiloh tends to be the first up in the morning. Everybody gets special time so we can make sure we know where they"re at.

About titles:

We have that problem all the time. I say ""partner"" sometimes. ""Father of my children"" is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ""So, your wife this, your husband that."" We"ve stopped correcting everybody. It"s not a big intentional thing not to marry. We immediately were a family when we became a couple, and children were the priority, and we"re both legally committed to the children. And that seemed to be the right thing.

About Brad’s tattoo:
I drew that. We went to Davos. It"s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn"t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back. But I was just sketching…on him, yeah. He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like. I mean, it"s meaningful in that it"s us making angles and shapes out of each other"s body, that kind of a thing.

Click here for more, including why she’s wearing a gun around her neck… sure to piss off the MiniVan Majority.