Every few months or so, a new rumour surfaces that St John has fired Angelina Jolie. Every few months or so the company denies the reports. Every few months or so, people expect that that’s a canned answer and that a quiet announcement will follow about Angelina and St John parting ways amicably.

This has not happened, even though St John’s clients traditionally belong to the MiniVan Majority – wives threatened by their husband’s secretary’s looking to Jolie as their number one scapegoat.

Despite the rumours, it looks like St John has stayed with Angelina. And how.

And why not?

These just might be her most gorgeous images for the company yet. That face. That is a face for all time. And that is absolutely NOT Megan Fox. At all.