Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day.


You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster styles under a pair of grey slacks, a fake tie t-shirt, and a baggy black hoodie that she may have inherited from her big brother Maddox. That, of course, would mean that hand-me-downs actually happen in the Brange household. Well, I wouldn’t go that far. But I would say that Shiloh probably worships the oldest sibling. And squirrels away his discarded belongings.

Blah blah blah...some journalist says the Jolie ripped off his movie. I defer to Cele|bitchy on this matter. Like, you know I love snarking on the Jolie as much as anyone else. But at the same time, the sh-t she gets accused of is out of control.

Can we just keep it light then? I’d like to see the Jolie in flat boots like her daughters now and again instead of those pumps. Flat boots over a pair of blue jeans and a leather jacket. It wouldn’t make her less UN ambassadory, would it? I’ve a feeling that she dresses in business attire all the time because she thinks casual clothing will detract from her crusader imaging. Just once to the movies, it wouldn’t kill her.