Can you see her Spanx line? I can see her Spanx line!

How amazing is it that Angelina Jolie has to wear Spanx too?!?!

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to wear Spanx. Then again, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t birthed twins.

Four months after Their Holy Arrival, and contrary to the theory suggested by bottom feeding rags, Angelina is not starving. Of course she’s not exactly voluptuous but this for her is extra meat. And she looks SO much better with a little extra meat.

Extra meat held in by Spanx!

You will note she’s already had the twins’ coordinates tattooed on her arm. She did however tell that they’re going to “wait a little while” before adopting again.

As for what she wore: the dress is Versace and how much do you want those two tone shoes?

For Brad, it’s all about the accessories. The unnecessary scarf is a nice touch and am all over the military hair he’s wearing for Inglorious Bastards. De-ages him a bit, I think. This man is a clothes horse. Much more than she is.

And a quick note about Clint Eastwood too. Sounds like Clint wants an Oscar and he’s putting his full might behind his star. I’m told he thinks of her like a daughter. Clint told the press yesterday that Angelina’s beauty is a handicap:

"She is an actress hampered by her gorgeous face, I think the most beautiful face on the planet People sometimes can't see past that, to her talent. She's on all these magazine covers so it's easy to overlook what an amazing actress is underneath.”

Taking it a step further, he then compared Angelina to Meryl Streep:

"Actors know with me they aren't going to be allowed to rehearse a scene for a couple of hours and then get away with doing 25 takes before we get it right, so they come with their full bag of tricks. Angelina is a lot like Meryl Streep in that respect."

You know me. I will also buy what the Brange is selling…

But Meryl Streep? Angelina Jolie?

Sit DOWN Clint Eastwood!

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