Anne Hathaway’s short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:20:30 April 9, 2012 15:20:30

I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just werenΓÇÖt working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? No, letΓÇÖs not even bother trying the wig. I will do it! (hand in the air) I will sacrifice my hair for Fantine. (hand over chest) WhatΓÇÖs a little hair? (eyes to the sky) Fantine deserves authenticity. (Fist pump and collapse)

How do you think it went down?

On the one hand, Anne Hathaway is totally the pretentious artist who would make a martyr of her hair and play that sh-t out like itΓÇÖs worthy of an Oscar nomination, sure. Then again, it all depends on when the wedding is.

HereΓÇÖs Anne leaving The Box in London the other night, photographed for the first time since she cut it for Les Miserables. And it flatters her very much, donΓÇÖt you think? Oh to have soft fine hair like that that doesnΓÇÖt grow upwards but close to the scalp.

Why then does she seem so... embarrassed?

I mean, dude, if you donΓÇÖt want to be seen, if you wanted it to be kept a secret, donΓÇÖt go to The Box on a Saturday night, God. Would you please let me compliment you without having to roll my eyes at you? So if itΓÇÖs not about not wanting it to get out, what is it all about? Is Anne Hathaway allowed to be ΓÇ£shyΓÇ¥ about not having long, dark, flowing rivers cascading over her shoulders? Or is it more like, ΓÇ£oh poor me, I suffered so much with the chop, and it really made me uncomfortable, but these are the places IΓÇÖm willing to go in pursuit of my craftΓÇ¥. I often wonder how often actors have genuine emotions.

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