Seriously. Seriously. Look at Annette Bening. Look at her. She will be 50 this year. If this is me at 50, Buddha will have heard my prayers. So forget the awards, forget the Oscars, forget his professional accolades… Warren Beatty’s singular most exceptional achievement was taking his head out of his ass long enough to secure and marry a woman like Annette Bening.

Here they are cutting a distinguished figure at the American Society of Cinematographers awards in LA on Saturday.

Can you believe that horsy scamp Hilary Swank has TWO while Annette has NONE??? Injustice is terrifying.

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